I'm totally getting astrangerenters prompt in there too, because Selphie's crush is adorable and she's getting her One Date With Laguna that makes her happy.

I am so into the old Hollywood cliche of older men/younger women it isn't even funny. Probably because I'm really a dirty old man.

AND THIS ISN'T ENTIRELY ON CRACK! I'm actually managing to make it sound semi-serious in parts. I'm kind of proud!