NO BECAUSE I WANT ONE, TOO, IT WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO WONDERFUL LIKE WHEN I'M WALKING 1.3 MILES TO CAMPUS ONE WAY, AND THEN ANOTHER MILE OVER CAMPUS AND I ALREADY HAVE LIKE THE BIGGEST BACKPACK EVER BECAUSE I AM A DORK AND A MOTHER AND CARRY ALL THE THINGS ALL THE TIME.

For serious, they look so awesome, wth.