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- avatar: legend of korra,
- bro-bending boners,
- internet dry humping,
- it's time to write some porn,
- priorities: i has them,
- snort coke like a man,
- that just happened,
- that's a twig,
- that's how we dou,
- thrincest,
- what the fuck me ever,
- who thinks sev's funny,
- why lin and sev should never talk,
- you aren't even junctioned!
A Series Of Texts From Yesterday, By Seventhe P. Dragomire And Lin Fucking Dorie
Lin: ONE OF THE GUYS FAKES A HEADACHE, THE OTHER SAYS HE'S COMING DOWN WITH SOMETHING AND SHE'S JUST LIKE "COME ON, YOU GUYS, IT'S JUST A QUICKIE"
Sev: KORRA: "COME ON. JUST A QUICKIE." MAKO: "YOU SAID THAT ABOUT THE LAST MATCH AND IT DIDN'T END FOR THREE HOURS"
Lin: IT'S PRO-SKIN BENDING. SEX-BENDING.
Sev: KORRA: "WE ARE WORKING ON YOUR ENDURANCE. NOW LET'S DO DRILLS"
Lin: KORRA: "YOU CALL THAT GOOD TECHNIQUE? THAT WON'T WIN US ANY TOURNAMENTS." "BUT I'M SORE--" "EMBRACE THE PAIN. PAIN IS GOOD. PAIN IS VICTORY. NOW DROP AND GIVE ME TWENTY."
Sev: "PAIN IS WEAKNESS LEAVING THE BODY, BOLIN"
Lin: "SUCK IT UP, IT'S GOOD FOR YOU"
And, unfortunately for all of you, this is how Bro-Bending Boners was born.
Sev: KORRA: "COME ON. JUST A QUICKIE." MAKO: "YOU SAID THAT ABOUT THE LAST MATCH AND IT DIDN'T END FOR THREE HOURS"
Lin: IT'S PRO-SKIN BENDING. SEX-BENDING.
Sev: KORRA: "WE ARE WORKING ON YOUR ENDURANCE. NOW LET'S DO DRILLS"
Lin: KORRA: "YOU CALL THAT GOOD TECHNIQUE? THAT WON'T WIN US ANY TOURNAMENTS." "BUT I'M SORE--" "EMBRACE THE PAIN. PAIN IS GOOD. PAIN IS VICTORY. NOW DROP AND GIVE ME TWENTY."
Sev: "PAIN IS WEAKNESS LEAVING THE BODY, BOLIN"
Lin: "SUCK IT UP, IT'S GOOD FOR YOU"
And, unfortunately for all of you, this is how Bro-Bending Boners was born.