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How bad is the rain in Cleveland, you ask?

On the way to the restaurant for lunch, we drove past a graveyard.

There were ducks swimming in it.

That's all I really have to say right now.

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Were the ducks saying WARK?!

WARK! (FUCK!)

AHAHAHA THAT ICON IS SO AWESOME.

INCEST:

SON! &HEARTS;

...FUCK.

NECROPHILIA

YES!! *fist pump*

...why do I now want to draw for FFX, too?

CAUSE AURON AND RIKKU ARE SO BEAUTIFUL TOGETHER.

UM.

AND CAUSE WE SHOULD DRAW LOTS ANYWAY!

YES, YES X10000.

And every time 'tubby is not pleased' shows up in my Inbox, I giggle.

BWAHAHAHA!

TUBBY IS PLEASED WITH IT ALMOST BEING 2:30... NOT MUCH TIME LEFT BEFORE GOING HOME!

BITCH IS NOT PLEASED... I work until 6:00! MADE OF LAME.

WHERE THE FUCK'S MY HEART, LJ! WHAT! ♥

LJ HATES YOUR HEART LIKE WHOA

wow. that's some serious rain.

though the mental image of ducks swimming in a graveyard is friggin' hilarious.

It was pretty damn funny. I laughed the whole way to the restaurant.

Dear Sev:

I saw you in my doc. YOUR NINJA SKILLZ DO NOT PASS! XD

Best Regards,
Enkida

XD

(More seriously, got a bit of a writers block for the moment for some reason, so pop in anytime to make crass jokes.)

LOLZ. I was in the Google Docs page and went, "OH HEY! ENKIDA WROTE MORE, I WANT TO READ IT." Then Google started fucking up on me and I figured it would mess with you too, so I left.

I don't think my work-internets like Google Docs very much.

Naw, I only wrote like 1 paragraph so far.

Ahaha, the people running google docs need to consult with your boss so that they can finally realize having a program that allows you to multi-user-edit fanfiction from your workstation would increase your productivity by 600% and quite possibly result in the cure for cancer or at the very least sexual frustration.

Also, I figured I'd work on Hunter. If you've got Zell covered, maybe I can finally save Kain from those goddamn zombies.

Katy said I had to.

OOO NOW YOU'RE GUILT TRIPPIN' ME!

HEY, KATY WAS ALL LIKE "I WANT MORE HUNTER AND I WANT IT NOW OR I'M GOING TO SMOTHER YOU WITH A PILLOW WHEN WE SLEEP BECAUSE WE'RE IN THE SAME BED."

IT'S HER FAULT.

UH OH, SOUNDS SERIOUS. TO BE SAFE, YOU BETTER THROW IN A COUPLE OF GRATUITIOUS KAIN MASTURBATION SCENES IN THERE OR IT MIGHT GET UGLY.

Beginning of chapter: Kain kills zombies

Middle of chapter: Kain wanks off on Mount Ordeals

End of chapter: KluYa is all "OMG! YOU PROFANED MY MOUNTAIN. AND YES, I WAS WATCHING"

Kain: ...Perv.

KluYa: I'M NOT THE ONE WHO WAS WANKING OFF TO ZOMBIES, NECROPHILIAC

KAIN: ... BUT YOU WERE WATCHING ME.

KluYa: SO?

KAIN: AREN'T YOU DEAD?

KluYa: ... ... WELL, TECHNICALLY SPEAKING, I SUPPOSE SO.

KAIN: ...

KluYa: YOU THINKING WHAT I'M THINKING?

KAIN: "doo-do-do-doo, doo-do-do-doo, doo-do-do-doo, doo-do-do-doo, LET'S GO TO BED!"

KluYa: BEND OVER, BIG BOY. I'LL SHOW YOU FORGIVENESS!

AND THEN WE KILLED FFIV FANDOM

FOR SOME REASON THAT WHOLE THING CALLS TO MIND THE GIMP SCENE FROM 'PULP FICTION' XD

KAIN ON A CHAIN?

NOW THAT'S A KINK I WOULDN'T MIND WRITING

AND YOU MADE KATY SPIT OUT SNAPPLE ON HER KEYBOARD

THE IT PEOPLE NO LIKEY LIQUIDS ON MY COMPUTER COMPONANTS

....

SIRIUSLY THOUGH HOW BOUT MORE KAIN

I AM TRYING TO SAVE HIM, BUT WORK WON'T LEAVE ME ALONE

THE ZOMBIES MIGHT GET HIM. THEY MIGHT.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

IF THE ZOMBIES GET HIM HE CAN'T HAVE SEX WITH RYDIA

DOES TUBBY NEED TO SMACK A WORK?

YES PLEASE. DISTRACT THEM WITH YOUR ASS SO THAT I CAN WRITE!

YOU ASKED FOR IT.

NOW WRITE ME KISSES.

ER, OR MAYBE ZOMBIES.

WOOHOO I CAN SERIOUSLY CHURN SOME OF THIS OUT NOW.

AM SUPER BORED AND AM NOW WRITING MORE.

GAH WORK IS SOOOO LONG TODAY.

AU, WRITE MORE AU

SRSLY

DO IT.

CORRECTION: THE ZOMBIE DID GET HIM. I ALREADY WROTE THAT PART YO.

HA, HA, KATY! NOW IT MUST BE RYDIA/EDGE AND ZOMBIE/ZOMBIE!KAIN.

tag! rofl.

HA HA, I WAS WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO COMMENT ON THAT.

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