YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO SAY, "PUT DOWN YOUR SHOVEL, I'VE BUILT A TELEPORTATION DEVICE IN MY CLOSET." AND THEN I WOULD HAVE BEEN ALL OMG YOU FREAK AND PROMPTLY DEFRIENDED YOU... AND STOLEN YOUR TELEPORTATION DEVICE.
Oh my god, I definitely am. I was spoiled to hell anyway but I actually got to watch the Phon Coast scene IN GAME, AS IT WAS INTENDED. And uh basically this is all I will be writing for the next 829348 years.
I was sold when I started reading the fic (I totally spoiled myself for the game because I knew I wouldn't be able to play a lot of it), but Phon Coast basically cemented the shit out of it.
Jamie's idea for Space AU that I am stealing: Balthier as Han Solo, Fran as a sexier, more articulate Chewbacca, and you can guess who ends up being Princess Leia.
Be totally, totally tempted. I can even think of a scenario. Vaan and Penelo are space thieves, but Penelo decides she wants to branch off on her own. So she hires herself onto Fran's ship as an apprentice. Hijinks ensue!
Hmmmm. Penelo is the lowly assistant chef and apprentice mechanic! Fran of course runs the ship, with Balthier as her right hand man. And Ashe is the noblewoman they have to escort from one end of the galaxy to the other. OMFG. WANT.
THEY HAVE A SHIP. Seifer and Squall are competing commanders on a planetary exploration team! IRVINE IS SEIFER'S FIRST MATE. They find planets! They fight monsters!
Zell! And they find Ellone and Rinoa on a planet with Sorceresses. However, Seifer and Irvine end up having to rescue Quistis and Selphie after their ship is hit and they send out a distress beacon.
I'm beginning to think the tight pants are handed down from pirate to pirate. "Well, I never did get to third base with the prostitute, gorram it, so here you go Balthier, better luck with your nuns."
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DOES THE TURTLE ANSWER TO ANY PARTICULAR NAME?
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Oh! How was the continuing adventure of Sev vs. FFXII? Are you on our Balthier/Ashe side yet?
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I was gone for them way before Phon Coast, pathetically enough. But yay!
Clearly we'll need to find an Ashe!turtle so Balthier!turtle can have a friend.
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Jamie's idea for Space AU that I am stealing: Balthier as Han Solo, Fran as a sexier, more articulate Chewbacca, and you can guess who ends up being Princess Leia.
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Jamie does have the best ideas.
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Is my status as a Fran/Penelo 'shipper showing?I really want to participate in FF!In Space! now, by the way. LOOK AT THE EFFECT YOU HAVE.
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...Actually, tempt me! I had a lot of fun with the Valentine's Day meme. :)
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I'm totally not already taking down notes and scribbling bits of narrative. Nuh-uh. Not at all.
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I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT COWBOY SEX IS, BUT I WANT IT.
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Who is Squall's first mate? Or do we not care?
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/HUGENERD
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And nerdliness is totally forgiven in this crowd. xD
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Also, will Balthier in Space still have tight pants? I suppose that's like asking "Does a bear shit in the woods?" but ya know.
Han Solo had pretty tight pants ;)
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I'm beginning to think the tight pants are handed down from pirate to pirate. "Well, I never did get to third base with the prostitute, gorram it, so here you go Balthier, better luck with your nuns."
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