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I need to learn how to make hot and sour soup. This shit is awesomely delicious.

Totally how I managed to breathe today. Thank god Rice Cafe is like, half a block from my dorm. XD

My dad loves that stuff. I wonder if he has a recipe...

If you figure out how, SHARE PLZ.

HAY GUESS WHAT

I'M GETTING SICK NOW TOO

I THINK I CAUGHT IT FROM ALL Y'ALL OVER THE INTERNET, THANKS

Though it's really bizarre and like, not very prominent, but yesterday I had a hint of tickle in my throat, and now there is a hint of congestion in my chest. Can't wait to see if it blossoms into something greater! :D

IF YOU GET A FEVER OF 1000 DEGREES GET THEE TO A DOCTOR

MY BODY TEMPERATURE IS OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DEAR BECKY

ARE YOU THE SUN Y/N

XOXO, SEV

DEAR SEV

IS THIS A RACIST COMMENT Y/N

<3, BECKY

DEAR BECKY

AREN'T THEY ALL??

XOXO, SEV

DEAR SEV

GOOD POINT. LET'S GO MAKE OUT IN THE CLOSET XD

<3, BECKY

DEAR BECKY

I'M ALREADY THERE!

XOXO, SEV

DEAR SEV

OH, IS THAT YOUR HAND ON MY ASS THEN? IT'S DARK IN HERE AND I WAS GETTING WORRIED!

<3, BECKY

DEAR BECKY

OBVIOUSLY! I LIKE THAT YOUR PANTS ARE ALREADY OFF.

XOXO, SEV

DEAR SEV,

IT'S ALLLL ABOUT EFFICIENCY! MOAR SEXINGS FOR YOUR DOLLAR ;D

<3, BECKY

DARLING BECKY,

THIS IS WHY I LIKE YOU. HAVE A DOPPLEBALLZINATOR!

ALSO I TOTALLY CHANGED MY FACEBOOK PHOTO TOT EH BUTT KITTEN SHOT.

XOXO, SEV

DEAREST SEV,

THE FEELING IS QUITE MUTUAL! I CAN TELL BECAUSE OF THE TENT IN YOUR NONEXISTENT PANTS! THAT'S MY HAND GROPING IT RIGHT NOW, BTW. I'M JUST TESTING ITS STURDINESS.

I WILL HAVE TO VISIT AGAIN SOMETIME SOON TO SEE IF I CAN HANDLE THE PURE, UNBRIDLED BALLSINESS THAT IS DOPPELBALLZINATOR!!!

LOLOL AND I APPROVE OF YOUR NEW FACEBOOK PHOTO! XDDD

P.S. IF YOU CAN BELIEVE THIS, I MIGHT ACTUALLY BE SEEING DRAGONFORCE IN CONCERT AGAIN THIS MAY IN BUFFALO NY WITH MY COUSIN, HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHH

DEAREST BECKY,

MY ROD IS A THING OF BEAUTY, IS IT NOT? IT IS ALWAYS GOOD TO CHECK YOUR EQUIPMENT BEFORE YOU PLAY BALL, HOWEVER. I APPROVE.

THERE WILL BE TWO NEW ONES, THE DOPPLEBALLZINATOR AND THE WINTER LAGER CLONE WE ARE CALLING 'SNOWBALLS'!!

I THOUGHT IT WAS FITTING, ESP BECAUSE MY DAD JUST SIGNED UP FOR FACEBOOK. I MAY AS WELL BE HONEST Y'KNOW.

THAT'S SO FUCKING AWESOME HAHAHAHA

You only just found this out? You poor thing...
here you go. If you're lazy like me, you go to your local asian store and look for it in a can. XD

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