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[seventhe]

If I had a dollar for every post I thought about starting out saying "I'm not dead (yet)", I wouldn't have to work anymore.

I really don't know what else I have to say other than a ripping chain of profanity so long it would make string theory look pedestrian and quaint.

I'm tired. I'm on a new drug (anxiety drug scribed for insomnia - cross your fingers) and I have a new doctor (rheumatologist), increasing my army of medical specialists to a whopping 5. I hate Midgar and its humid soggy heat. I start my new job on Monday. I don't get a "break" for three weeks. My car needs an oil change, I need a haircut, my lawn needs mowed. My life needs a live-in secretary/google/organizer. I am not going to finish FFVI this month, although I am actually trying my damndest to get close.

I am. so tired.

I think I need a vacation

Comments

[jerkface]

Requesting weekend passes to "Well I'm Not Dead" Con. There is an open bar, yes?

You should get a team of personal assistants, one of whom will exist solely to carry your sunglasses around in her cleavage.

[seventhe]

OBVIOUSLY. EVERY CON I HOST IS OPEN BAR

this is -- I am proposing this on Monday

[jerkface]

It must be done. FOR SCIENCE.