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unfortunate hobo ([personal profile] seventhe) wrote2005-11-21 07:49 am

HOLIDAYS!

Alright... since everyone else is using LJ for this, I will as well. Definitely willing to write fic for holiday trading. Details below:

Holiday Fic Blow-out

Fandoms: FF IV - X. Yes, all of them. And only FF. (Will also write Harry Potter but ONLY IF SNAPE IS IN IT.)
Pairings: Anything, although if you mention one I hate, I'll probably go a little batshit on it.
Setting: Anything, really. Will also write moderate smut but only if provoked.

*waits patiently for something completely crack from drakon*

[crosspost: seventhe -- reply to either.]

[identity profile] xerne.livejournal.com 2005-11-21 04:27 pm (UTC)(link)
FFIV: Cecil is convinced by someone (Rydia?) that Kain is SO GAY FOR HIM and tries to have a heartwarming talk about it with him, except that Kain is totally not gay, for him or otherwise.

[identity profile] first-seventhe.livejournal.com 2005-11-21 04:54 pm (UTC)(link)
OMG. You choose my favourite fandom. You win by default.

[identity profile] protect-vester.livejournal.com 2005-11-21 04:28 pm (UTC)(link)
From you, my dear, I would ask a boon of a fanfiction with the following crack inserted, you know...into it. Somewhere.

FFIX. STEINER. He is my one true love. I want a fanfiction from you about frikkin Steiner. Go, static characters, go! Vivi can come, too. Have it be reminiscint or funny in nature. And if you can, I would like you to insert at least one "Gay Kuja" joke.

-VESTER

[identity profile] first-seventhe.livejournal.com 2005-11-21 04:55 pm (UTC)(link)
BWA!! Steiner and Vivi. It will be awesome. Consider it yours.

P.S. Kuja is so gay

[identity profile] icca.livejournal.com 2005-11-21 04:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Hmmmm. While I am tempted to beg for Reeve/Elena as I always do...

Terra/Edgar, FFVI :O

[identity profile] first-seventhe.livejournal.com 2005-11-21 04:56 pm (UTC)(link)
OMG FFVI. YES. I love Terra. It will be excellent.

Does this mean I can make a back-request? Because I haven't bothered squicked asked you yet.

[identity profile] icca.livejournal.com 2005-12-06 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
...? Yes? *confused*

[identity profile] fireholly.livejournal.com 2005-11-21 08:29 pm (UTC)(link)
I want Cloud, Cid, Yuffie, martial arts, cheap jewelery, and FIER. %hearts;

[identity profile] first-seventhe.livejournal.com 2005-11-22 12:45 pm (UTC)(link)
It's so excellent. Are you doing stories for Christmas?

[identity profile] drakonlily.livejournal.com 2005-11-22 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
Poker tournament: HUGE CASH PRIZE

Players: Snape, Hojo, Rude, Yuffie, Jenova

The announcers are to be Sephiroth and Reno, and you know how I like Reno and Sephiroth. Feel free for Reno to scream and try to run away, mace or otherwise try to escape.

[identity profile] first-seventhe.livejournal.com 2005-11-22 12:46 pm (UTC)(link)
There will be stripping and much Snapely rage. I LOVE YOU
nadleeh: Tieria and Lockon (Default)

[personal profile] nadleeh 2005-11-22 06:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Lesse...How about...dang, this is harder than I thought ^^;;

What about Vin and Snape talking about how people are damn crazy and it feels like they're the only sane ones...or something. Feel free to warp that to your hearts content. Humour plz? :P

~Miri

[identity profile] first-seventhe.livejournal.com 2005-11-22 10:02 pm (UTC)(link)
OMGZ. Snape and Vincent being the only sane ones? That's humour. RIGHT THERE. YOU ARE GENIUS. It took me like a bunch of tries to spell that correctly.