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[seventhe]

MY DAD DID rosencrantz'S MOM AT "MY FINAL HEAVEN" IN BALAMB.

I SWEAR IT IS TRUE.

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[rosencrantz.livejournal.com]

THAT WAS ONLY BECAUSE MY MOM WAS SO DRUNK SHE THOUGHT SHE WAS POLE DANCING AND YOUR DAD'S A STIFF.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

AT LEAST MY DAD'S A STIFF AND NOT LIMPER THAN A WET NOODLE

I CANNOT BELIEVE I JUST WROTE THAT

P.S. http://community.livejournal.com/capslock_ff/21286.html

[rosencrantz.livejournal.com]

REMEMBER. IT'S MY MOM THAT MADE YOUR DAD THAT STIFF.

NOT YOURS!


WRITING ABOUT EITHER OF MY PARENTS AND SEX, EVEN IN INNUENDOS, IS GIVING ME THE HEEBIE JEEBIES. I THINK I JUST SQUICKED MYSELF.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

I KNOW. I AM TRYING TO THINK OF SOMETHING AND ALL MY BRAIN IS DOING IS SPITTING BACK "SAKD;ASLDKFL;AKDFL;SJFL;AS;;;;;;;;; NO!!!!!"

[rosencrantz.livejournal.com]

HERE'S SOMETHING BETTER FOR YOU.

MY DAD USED TO BE A CATHOLIC PRIEST.

I'M NOT JOKING.

SERIOUS.

SQUICKTIME!

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

I WANT TO REPLY "YEAH, THAT'S HOT"

...BUT IT KIND OF BREAKS MY BRAINS

XD