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MY DAD DID [livejournal.com profile] rosencrantz'S MOM AT "MY FINAL HEAVEN" IN BALAMB.

I SWEAR IT IS TRUE.

Date: 2007-06-14 09:25 pm (UTC)
ext_3328: Rosencrantz & Guildenstern are Dead (want some?)
From: [identity profile] rosencrantz.livejournal.com
THAT WAS ONLY BECAUSE MY MOM WAS SO DRUNK SHE THOUGHT SHE WAS POLE DANCING AND YOUR DAD'S A STIFF.

Date: 2007-06-14 09:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] first-seventhe.livejournal.com
AT LEAST MY DAD'S A STIFF AND NOT LIMPER THAN A WET NOODLE

I CANNOT BELIEVE I JUST WROTE THAT

P.S. http://community.livejournal.com/capslock_ff/21286.html

Date: 2007-06-14 09:32 pm (UTC)
ext_3328: Rosencrantz & Guildenstern are Dead (duck!)
From: [identity profile] rosencrantz.livejournal.com
REMEMBER. IT'S MY MOM THAT MADE YOUR DAD THAT STIFF.

NOT YOURS!


WRITING ABOUT EITHER OF MY PARENTS AND SEX, EVEN IN INNUENDOS, IS GIVING ME THE HEEBIE JEEBIES. I THINK I JUST SQUICKED MYSELF.

Date: 2007-06-14 09:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] first-seventhe.livejournal.com
I KNOW. I AM TRYING TO THINK OF SOMETHING AND ALL MY BRAIN IS DOING IS SPITTING BACK "SAKD;ASLDKFL;AKDFL;SJFL;AS;;;;;;;;; NO!!!!!"

Date: 2007-06-14 09:43 pm (UTC)
ext_3328: Rosencrantz & Guildenstern are Dead (Default)
From: [identity profile] rosencrantz.livejournal.com
HERE'S SOMETHING BETTER FOR YOU.

MY DAD USED TO BE A CATHOLIC PRIEST.

I'M NOT JOKING.

SERIOUS.

SQUICKTIME!

Date: 2007-06-14 09:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] first-seventhe.livejournal.com
I WANT TO REPLY "YEAH, THAT'S HOT"

...BUT IT KIND OF BREAKS MY BRAINS

XD

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