the trick is to keep breathing

As of tomorrow evening I will be drunk at Ohayocon. My itinerary includes:

• Battleshots


• FF Roller Derby Rydia, part of the Zeromus Haters roller derby team


• being drunk


• (drunk) (gay stylist) (spaghetti making) Trowa, from Gundam Wing


• gluing sparkly shit on everyone who stands still long enough to let me


• getting to curl Becky's hair :D


• possibly seducing Quatre's voice actor with Katy


• drinking an entire beer penis


• a round of Snirvines (this year's shot)


• Mongolian Fucking Barbecue


• cuddling


• lots of compromising photos posted to our live photo feed


• creepersharking


• HOPEFULLY partying with Hot Leia and Hot Tifa and Hot Cloud and Hard Gay

I'll have my phone for email and texts, but I will very likely be drunk or sleeping, so. Contact at your own risk, fools. Otherwise, I will get back to all of you on Monday when I am hung the fuck over sober and back at work.

CHEERS :D

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GO DO IT.

SERIOUSLY.

IT TAKES LIKE 60 SECONDS.

DO IT.

AND THEN ADVERTISE FOR IT ANYWHERE YOU CAN. THERE IS NO POINT TO DOING THIS UNLESS WE HIT EVERYWHERE IN FF FANDOM.



my icon has never been more appropriate; apparently, need real life

OK, so I realize that at least half of the shit I post about in this LJ has to do with cats. I am really basically OK with this.

Look what I have to share with you now:



Yeah, this is pretty much what I did on my lunch break. ^^

Kitties first out of the box! Please ignore my comments - I was half out of my mind with the cute.

The kitty is afraid of the camera!

Kitties squeak a lot, attack a box, and climb on my legs.

Kitties emerge!

If you are only going to watch one movie, make it this one. It's absolutely hilarious. I'm cracking up in the background, too.

Stuff is in here - http://seventhe.net/joncats/ - if you want to take a look. Once the movies have been generally laughed at, I will take them down and put up more pics in their place. The movies are friggin' huge.

See, justira? I PROMISED YOU KITTIES, AND I DELIVERED.

At this point I am seriously, hard-core pimping my birthday presents because they are all freakin' awesome. Apparently I hang out in the totally cool corner of the internets!

I have been spoiled today.

I want to say "It is like Nay gave Irvine head for my birthday!" Because she DID and it made me LAUGH with snark and it was HOT all in ONE and that was FREAKING AWESOME. IT IS SEIFER/IRVINE, right there, and Seifer's all sober because you know he's been planning it for a while and Irvine's all drunken-mind-wandering hot and OK I will stop rambling now just go read it. I LOVED. WOULD READ AGAIN. PROBABLY WILL BECAUSE IT'S HOT.

AND THEN NIKKI WROTE ME MORE AND THEY ARE ALL BASICALLY <333333 I will summarize them for you here!

THIS is Irvine/Seifer wandering home, and groping each other, and otherwise being hot

THIS! Is Rydia, a couple snapshotty views of her life and her childhood (SQUEEEEE) and it's sappy and bittersweet and punches you in the gut like it should, because Rydia doesn't belong and I LOVE seeing fic that deals with this

and THIS is probably my favourite of all of them - it gets an extra star - this one hits everything I like to see in FF8 fic with Squall-Ellone-Laguna dealings. JUST READ