the trick is to keep breathing

I still have this log of commissions here, and as of now I do still intend to progress through all of these.

It's just that sudden job + the rona + loss of sudden job = sev's brain is in a strange place (like so many! of our brains~!) and as such I want to offer:

If you feel like you've waited too long, or if you're no longer interested in your commission, contact me and I'll refund your money. No judging, no guilt, honestly no feelings have to be involved; I just feel like I need to offer since it's just been SO LONG.

if you have new ideas or want to egg me on, please chat with me! it's easier for me to get current!brain wrapped around a project when i'm chatting about it!

AND -- if you WANT to commission me and are willing to accept a longer-than-normal timeframe while I wrap up my current list, I am currently unemployed and crying, so let's talk. <3

well, butts, my paid DW expired. I’m really watching money atm so I’m not going to revive it until I’m in a better place financially. I miss my icons, and my tag abilities. butts. someday i will pay you again, DW.

Anyway this entry is just a tracking exercise for me, prioritizing my writing responsibilities for the rest of January. Buckle up, chucklefucks

( Words )

A NOTE: if you’ve commissioned me please check this list and make sure I have your info right! I FEEL LIKE I FORGOT SOMEONE??

If you’re interested:

• All of my standard Commission information.
• Commission BLITZ ROUND: the Murder Husband and I offer $20 for 2000 word blitz commissions.
• My Patreon, where for $5/mo you can vote every week to resort all of these priorities.
• PayPal if someone out there wants to give me free money, but like, you may as well get some words for it.

god how the fuck do you do normal quotes on a mobile device thats hella annoying

As of now:

• Tiers 1 & 2: 3 spots open
• Tiers 3 & 4: 2 spots open
• Tier 5: Closed

Wanna give me money for delicious words? Check me out.

(Who wants to make me an “I’m not dead yet” icon) (Or some sweet Good Omens icons) (Or any MCU icons at all, I guess, I’m like 20 years behind on icons)

I LIVE.

Things are both exciting and not, and I’ve had some grand old panicking, and I’ve had a lot of sleep and alcohol, but today I’m here to talk about commissions.

I intend to open up a second round of commissions, all of which will go towards a new laptop and a mobile upgrade. I am finding my old laptop only barely adequate for (a) the work I’m currently doing (the screen is being a weird with spreadsheets etc) and (b) the other activities I’m picking up. For many things I can use my iPad Pro but it’s still a mobile device and I’ve found some definite cases where I need the actual power of a computer. Desktops no longer interest me, I’m a mobile person, so a laptop it is. I don’t need top of the line or SUPER gaming power (I’d like a little, yes, but I’ve also found I much prefer games on console when possible) but I do need something sleeker, quicker, and more stable than what I have, which has aged poorly.

But: I opened commissions in February, and here I am in July, still finishing them up. Is it stupid to open another round? probably I’m actually gonna say no, really, cause I learned a lot about what works for me and what doesn’t, and I’m hoping the next round of comms can be a lot more successful and efficient. So, in the hopes of people still being interested in a commission, here are some things I learned.

( “cutting )

I have a draft, right now, I’m working with to consider all of these things together. Thoughts from anyone, commissioners or not, totally welcome!

Basically I’m recognizing a point where I can offer commissions as something different than the other fanfic I will continue and write and post for free, tl;dr, i still need money lol.

Lessons learnt, though, lessons learnt, thinky thoughts, god where is my lottery ticket the eND