Writing / Commission Tier List

[seventhe]

well, butts, my paid DW expired. I’m really watching money atm so I’m not going to revive it until I’m in a better place financially. I miss my icons, and my tag abilities. butts. someday i will pay you again, DW.

Anyway this entry is just a tracking exercise for me, prioritizing my writing responsibilities for the rest of January. Buckle up, chucklefucks

Live Commissions:

1. Arson, 10K+, E, MCU, Clint’s Time Loop Adventures
2. Roy and Raoul free Tiamat, 7-10K, R
3. Rina’s MCU/Black Jewels Winterwidow crossover, 10K+, E
4. Jes’ FF8 Ghost Hunting Adventures, 7-10K
5. thenicochan, “ Wanda/Vision: Recurrence and Chaos”, 2-4.5K
6. CB, Winterhawk, E, 7-10K

BLITZ ROUND:

1. Arson
2. Bobbi
3. Not-Kate
4. Arson lmao

WIPs

1. WHRBB (from Patreon) - Clint and Natasha find Asgard, Tomb-Raider style, and things are afoot
2. WH Restaurant (from Patreon) - Bucky and Nat own a restaurant and try to convince Clint to stay
3. LESBIAN PANCAKES - what it says on the tin
4. Snamily (GO) - Aziraphale and Crowley and their forty snake children
5. knee deep in water (but we’re not sunk yet) (GO) - third piece of the “you can stay at my place, if you like” triptych
6. Measure of Distance (MCU/CM) - sequel to the Winterhawk Criminal Minds AU
7. Dumpsterverse (MCU) - Marvel’s biggest trash piles do Letterkenny

Commissions from the First Round that are on my Back Burner

• auronlu -- some FF fun and craziness
• queenlua -- some Sokka fic

Tumblr Prompts and Other Outstanding Things

• Ineffable backchannels
• Murder Husbands
• JJ fic
• Broadchurch thing

and this is not INCLUDING any OLD ideas that are currently percolating, any NEW ideas I have, any new ideas anyone ELSE has, and so on.

A NOTE: if you’ve commissioned me please check this list and make sure I have your info right! I FEEL LIKE I FORGOT SOMEONE??

If you’re interested:

• All of my standard Commission information.
• Commission BLITZ ROUND: the Murder Husband and I offer $20 for 2000 word blitz commissions.
• My Patreon, where for $5/mo you can vote every week to resort all of these priorities.
• PayPal if someone out there wants to give me free money, but like, you may as well get some words for it.

god how the fuck do you do normal quotes on a mobile device thats hella annoying

Comments

[pict]

Tell me about this JJ fic

i'm assuming it's referring to jennifer jareau

[seventhe]

Actually Jessica jones

[auronlu]

And here's where I come clean. I keep being afraid that you posted my commission during one of the periods when I was being a flake, and I wasn't checking in on dream whip. (Siri typo I'm going to leave because voice dictation can never bloody get the name of this website right and it's hilarious).

But you are not my mother, and you're not going to guilt trip me if I failed to notice your doing something for me.

I was dropping dosh into your PayPal to give a hand. I didn't really care if you didn't get around to writing something for me, because I don't want fandom to turn into another form of work stress for you. But if you did write something for me, linkie please so that I can admire and enjoy it properly!

[auronlu]

PS I was just thinking about GO and possible FF fanfic crossovers and my brain went on a glorious tangent which you might appreciate…

- Crowley & Axiraphale interacting with Larsa bc oh I don't know why
- C & A being nannies to some random FF character like Tidus or Rydia
- C & A being nannies to Selphie which explains why she can be all love and rainbows one minute and threatening to skin a moomba to wear as a disguise the next
- C & A being nannies for the entire FF8 orphanage

[seventhe]

Look just STOP or this is getting worked into the current FF-as-LOTR bullshit i have

*Crowley comes swaggering into the clearing* sup sluts
Aziraphale: *rolls eyes*

Although fuck them being nannies for FF8 is like, KILLING ME

[seventhe]

no, this is where I come clean -- I technically still do owe you and queenlua fic. They were both long fics, and both kind of thrown at me with the assumption that it was okay to take it as a donation, and when my first round got overwhelming I put them on the back burner so that I could finish.

I have both started so I do intend on delivering -- I should definitely add those to this list -- but no, you havent missed anything -- this is MY bad

[whitemage]

Butts!