It's kinky porn time!

[seventhe]

Final Fantasy Anonymous Porn Meme.

Submit kinky, crack-filled, hot hot porn. Return the favour by writing someone else's anonymous hot, hot porn. It's easy!

C'mon, rosencrantz. I know you're not done with the Laguna/Squall/Ellone/Rinoa crack!kink!smut.

Comments

[shanaqui]

*wheezes at your tags* xDD

Isn't this one my fault? :p

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

Y'know, I just realized that this entry is deserving of the Nikki Tag. Like, just right now. XDD

[shanaqui]

Ehehe. xD Maybe it should also be "this is anonymous' fault".

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

So totally taken care of. >.>

[siva630.livejournal.com]

Anonymous? DOES THIS IMPLY THAT I SHOULD HAVE SHAME ABOUT MY ANGELO/SQUALL DESIRES?

RAIJIN/KIROS SURPRISE!INCEST NON-CON KNIFE PLAY?

SEIFER/NIDA DIAPER-FETISH BONDAGE?

RINOA/JUMBO CACTUAR FURRY!SCAT-SMUT?

IRVINE/IRVINE'S HAT--*crooked off*

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

WE DO NOT NEED TO HAVE SHAME OVER ANY OF THIS! ESPECIALLY THE IRVINE / IRVINE'S HAT IT IS SIMPLY, UH, THE RULES.

NOW GO SUGGEST ALL OF THESE BECAUSE, UH, LOL.

[darknitedestiny.livejournal.com]

Irvine/Irvine's Hat is WIN.

I'm thinking, if I place my requests close enough together, at least one of them will be sure to give me away, and then they'll know.

Because I AM PROUD OF MINE.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'll be laying claim to mine. Eventually. I am a predictable fandom machine!

[darknitedestiny.livejournal.com]

So this first post is just requests? And the finished products go...?

I will probably snag my own, because I am a dork. And because they could turn out either so Awesome! or so Eep!

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

Exactly! I can write ANYTHING, anonymously, so why the heck not, right?!

[darknitedestiny.livejournal.com]

Well, if you're going to do the anonymous kink meme, you'd better go all-out!

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

Pretty much! Hello, there, dirty little thoughts in the back of my head!

[shanaqui]

>> Thought I'd clear this up since I'm passing. Requests and responses all belong on the same post -- if you want to write something, you respond to the request comment. :3

[rosencrantz.livejournal.com]

Hey man, I have been sick all weekend, therefore the only thing I have been able to produce is necrophiliac visual old people porn, which is admittedly not really as bad as it sounds.

BUT SINCE THIS IS ANONYMOUS, I suppose I can whip up something involving Irvine, Selphie, a tonberry, those wiggly things in Balamb forest, Raijin's staff, Pupu's alien spaceship, NORG, the cafeteria lady and all those hotdogs. We'll see.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

Oh, I forgot you were ill. OK, We'll limit it to Irvine/His Hat and Selphie/Ragnarok, then.

[rosencrantz.livejournal.com]

Oh boy. Fevers make you do strange things. I'm going to have to disappoint you on the woman/machine type of porn because there's now half of a sequel to 'Timecest' written out.

OMG A SEQUEL. Or, as FF.netters like to tell us how it's spelled, a "SEQUAL." Starring Laguna.

*dies*

*dies again*

*dies and burns in hell*


YOU WILL SO OWE ME ANOTHER CHAPTER OF HNtDB AFTER THIS

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

OH, GOOD LORD. SERIOUSLY.

...I am going on vacation next week for Memorial Day, but after that I will POUND you with HNtDB Chapter 10: Quistis's Adventures in Cooking.

[rosencrantz.livejournal.com]

'Krups' needs to be a curse word instead of a brand name ... which about sums up how random the sequel got. It's more comedy than porn. But there is porn in there. And a lot more Laguna and Rinoa than last time. :)

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

I laughed. Seriously. It's bad enough reading porn at work - it's worse when it pretty much makes me crack up all over the place. (IN THE GOOD WAY, that the fic was funny, not that the porn was bad! XD)

[rosencrantz.livejournal.com]

Hey, at least you can say you have a job where you CAN read porn at work! Your bosses probably do, anyhow.

Actually, I remember always hearing the stories from my sys admin guys where I was working (with military, incidentally, for added comedy effect) - bosses who were so computer incompetent that they didn't realize that shared folders were... well... SHARED... and downloading porn into the public folders for all the sysadmins to see, every time they did a clean sweep.

HAHAHA BOSSES REALLY ARE DIRTY OLD MEN!

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

...THAT'S ACTUALLY HILARIOUS. My boss is this old-er British guy who has a really quiet voice with a really thick accent ...the last thing I want to think about is him watching porn at work, THANKS XD