OHAYOCON 2010, ROUND ONE.

[seventhe]

The con can be summed as such:

CREEPER SHARK


RAGE


HUMPING


More details follow. This is round 1 of embarrassing photographs.



THURZDAY



Kas messages me saying, "FREE DRINKS." I don't believe her. She's telling the truth, but I get there too effing late to par-take. So we pilgrimage to the bar.

Here is us at OUR TABLE at OUR BAR.


Not sure why Becky looks so disapproving of having Hot Girl on her. We picked up a couple hot girls this weekend, and by we I mean actually as a group we picked up chicks.


AND NOW, A TOUR OF CROTCHES


Then this happened


And this happened too


I think this happened but I am not sure


THEN safety_caesars BOTTOMED TO EVERYTHING (BECKY IS OUR FANDOM BOTTOM) (ACCIDENTALLY THE HUMPING) (EVEN BOTTOMS TO KAIN)


ACCIDENTALLY MY NOSE?



FRIDAY: POOLCON, TITCON, BEERCON, MAKEOUTCON

Here is where I will actually start typing things. Friday started out with a bajillion hour long trip to the pool and hot tub. Hopefully no one minds me putting photos of ppl in bathing suits up on the internet (AT THIS POINT THE TOWEL IS JUST A FORMALITY)

Hot shit meets white trash…?



In this photo please note the divider, behind us. Half of the pool was inside; the other half was outside. Please note that this is Columbus, in January, and that according to my phone it was at this moment something like 10 F outdoors.

Now please guess where Becky and I are in this photo.


This was the best hotel ever.


SUDDENLY, A FUCKING CHALLENGER APPEARED. ITS NAME WAS MONGOLIAN BARBECUE AND IT WAS MADE OF HAMBURGLARS DELICIOUS.




Sexy or douchey, you decide


THEN A REAL FUCKING CHALLENGER APPEARED AND ACCIDENTALLY BECKY'S FACEPAINT



HEY LOOK IT'S THAT GUY


THE REST OF THE PHOTOS WILL NOT BE POSTED HERE TO PROTECT THE TINY BITS OF OUR DIGNITY THAT OUR LIVERS HAVEN'T DESTROYED WAIT WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN

SATURDAY: DOUCHECON

Here is our one and only cosplay of the entire con: Douchebag Locke and White Trash Celes. Shut up.



WHERE IS THE FUCKING CHALLENGER


ACCIDENTALLY THE BLUEBERRIES


OH ITS THEM


EVERYONE IN THIS PHOTO WAS FUCKING HOT (EXCEPT SEV, STARRING AS HER DOUCHEBAG SELF)


THIS GUY ON THE LEFT (DECIDENTLY *NOT THAT GUY*) ACCIDENTALLY $350 WORTH OF SHOTS FOR THE BAR. WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN.

Ps that shot is the "Creeper Shark."

Cendri and her sister are all "WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN"


WARNING: at this point in the night the battery on my camera was dying (ACCIDENTALLY MY BATTERY) so all the pictures get blurrier and blurrier as we get drunker and drunker… coincidence?

The two hottest girls at this con, and they were partying with us. YES




THIS



IN CONCLUSION


CREEPER SHARKS.



And that was the con.

There are very much over 300 photos to be found here. Steal them, Facebook them, do your own effing recap.

Comments

[safety-caesars.livejournal.com]

WOW. CONGRATULATIONS, YOU'VE TAKEN THE MOST HORRIBLE PHOTO OF ME EVER XDDDD

SOMEONE PLEASE MAKE ANIMATED ICON OF THE FIRST 3 PHOTOS NAO

HOLY LEIA'S ABS

ARGH THAT CLOUD AND/OR ZACK COSPLAYER NEAR THE END IS THE DUDE WHO COCKBLOCKED US FROM ERIK THE BEAUTIFUL!!! D:<

WTF WAS UP WITH CREEPY PHIL KNOWING EXACTLY WHO I WAS. SERIOUSLY, GUY CREEPED ME OUT.

LAST PHOTO IS BEST PHOTO EVER

WHY IS EVERYONE SO HOT

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT, EVERY PHOTO OF YOU IS A FABULOUS THING OF BEAUTY

[popscockles.livejournal.com]

4,000 pics of us all being That Guy. I approve.

This is going to start happening pretty often. Line up those liver donors now, ladies. We're all in trouble.

SHUT UP & GET ON MY HORSE.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

I vote for DrinkCon like once a month. ACCIDENTALLY MY LIVER.

[popscockles.livejournal.com]

I VOTE YUS ON PROPOSITION DRINKCON.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

MY LIFE WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME. AND BY THAT I MEAN, HELL YES.

[drakonlily.livejournal.com]

STALKING YOU NOW.

[popscockles.livejournal.com]

I ENJOY.

[safety-caesars.livejournal.com]

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

OMG COFFEE IN MY NOSE

PLEASE TO BE ICONNING THAT GUY IMMEDIATE

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

NEVERMIND

[safety-caesars.livejournal.com]

THIEF'D

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

LOCKEPUNCH'D

[popscockles.livejournal.com]

OH SHIT ITS THE INTERNET.

[popscockles.livejournal.com]

NEW INTERNET SENSATION MEME BTW.

[hyuga.livejournal.com]

So who is that guy anyways?

[safety-caesars.livejournal.com]

Some creeper sitting near us at the bar one night XD

[hyuga.livejournal.com]

Was he laughing along with all your jokes despite not being in on them at all?

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

...he was pervily watching the makeouts AND laughing at the jokes he didn't understand.

[hyuga.livejournal.com]

Yeah. I know that guy =_=

[venefica-aura.livejournal.com]

OMG YES THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I NEEDED TO SEE FIRST THING UPON GETTING TO WORK YES.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

HAVE A CRAP ICON

[venefica-aura.livejournal.com]

OMG THAT GUY.

And as soon as I re-install photoshop on this bitch there will be icons.

[irish-ais.livejournal.com]

WHY WAS "MYTHBUSTER" NEVER MENTIONED AS A CAREER CHOICE.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

OR "SHIPPING MYTHBUSTERS"

[irish-ais.livejournal.com]

OUR GUIDANCE COUNSELORS ARE FUCKING DICKS.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

I KNOW SERIOUSLY. FRIGGING CREEPER SHARKS

[katmillia.livejournal.com]

I MISS YOU GUYS LIKE CRAZY!!!!!! :( :( :(

IT LOOKS LIKE YOU HAD AN AWESOME TIME YOU GUYS!!!

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

WE MISSED YOU! PHIL AND STEVE SAID HI!

[katmillia.livejournal.com]

PLZ TO BE MAKING SURE KATY GOES TO OTA??

ALSO I MISSED SO MUCH MAKING OUT D: D: D: I HOPE YOU THOUGHT OF ME AS YOU WERE MAKING OUT WITH PEOPLE.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

PLEASE BE AT OTA. WE CAN SELL OUR BODIES IF WE NEED. PPL WOULD WATCH US MAKE OUT FOR LIKE $50 RITE??

[auronlu.livejournal.com]

OLD FUDDY DUDDY WHO IS ACTUALLY ONLY SLIGHTLY OLDER THAN AURON AND 35 IS NOT OLD NEEDS A TRANSLATION OF YOUNG HIP HYPER PEOPLE WHO HAVE A LIFE

BUT THIS IS VERY FUNNY

WTF IS A CREEPER SHARK

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

A CREEPER SHARK IS THE KIND OF OLD CREEPER THAT GOES AFTER HOT YOUNG COSPLAYERS AND BUYS THEM DRINKS

NOT THAT I AM ONE

AT ALL

[irish-ais.livejournal.com]

...CREEPER SHARK.

[auronlu.livejournal.com]

UH OH

I THINK I WOULD BE A CREEPER SHARK THEN

EXCEPT WAIT I DON'T DRINK

NO WONDER I NEVER PICK UP HOT YOUNG COSPLAYERS

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

I WAS UPSET BY THIS.

[safety-caesars.livejournal.com]

DON'T WORRY, LIZ IS COMPILING A CREEPER SHARK EMAIL :D

[popscockles.livejournal.com]

DID YOU TAKE THE VIDJA CAM HOME WITH YOU?

[drakonlily.livejournal.com]

*stalks you too*

[siva630.livejournal.com]

^ OMG YOU HAVE TERRIFIED AND/OR AROUSED THIS (REALLY HOT) DUDE. YOUR WORK IS DONE. BRILLIANTLY.

if there i have any criticism to offer it is: too much pants! and WTF THAT GUY

[hyuga.livejournal.com]

Man, you guys are mature!

[heybitchmove.livejournal.com]

I LOVE YOU ALL (WITH MOUTH).

THIS TOO SHALL BE ADAPTED FOR THE SCREEN. I SHALL BEGIN WRANGLING MORE BEARS AND VOLCANOES.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

I DEMAND A CHORUS OF BEARS DANCING TO "I KNOW YOU WANT ME" BY PITBULL OK

[astrangerenters.livejournal.com]

QUERY: DID YOU GET TO KEEP THE "WE DO IT ON A GRILL" CUPS?

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

SADLY, NO. You maybe could buy them, but we did not. >>