OHAYOCON 2010, ROUND ONE.
Feb. 1st, 2010 10:51 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
seventheThe con can be summed as such:
CREEPER SHARK
RAGE
HUMPING
More details follow. This is round 1 of embarrassing photographs.
THURZDAY
Kas messages me saying, "FREE DRINKS." I don't believe her. She's telling the truth, but I get there too effing late to par-take. So we pilgrimage to the bar.
Here is us at OUR TABLE at OUR BAR.
Not sure why Becky looks so disapproving of having Hot Girl on her. We picked up a couple hot girls this weekend, and by we I mean actually as a group we picked up chicks.
AND NOW, A TOUR OF CROTCHES
Then this happened
And this happened too
I think this happened but I am not sure
THENsafety_caesars BOTTOMED TO EVERYTHING (BECKY IS OUR FANDOM BOTTOM) (ACCIDENTALLY THE HUMPING) (EVEN BOTTOMS TO KAIN)
ACCIDENTALLY MY NOSE?
FRIDAY: POOLCON, TITCON, BEERCON, MAKEOUTCON
Here is where I will actually start typing things. Friday started out with a bajillion hour long trip to the pool and hot tub. Hopefully no one minds me putting photos of ppl in bathing suits up on the internet (AT THIS POINT THE TOWEL IS JUST A FORMALITY)
Hot shit meets white trash…?
In this photo please note the divider, behind us. Half of the pool was inside; the other half was outside. Please note that this is Columbus, in January, and that according to my phone it was at this moment something like 10 F outdoors.
Now please guess where Becky and I are in this photo.
This was the best hotel ever.
SUDDENLY, A FUCKING CHALLENGER APPEARED. ITS NAME WAS MONGOLIAN BARBECUE AND IT WASMADE OF HAMBURGLARS DELICIOUS.
Sexy or douchey, you decide
THEN A REAL FUCKING CHALLENGER APPEARED AND ACCIDENTALLY BECKY'S FACEPAINT
HEY LOOK IT'S THAT GUY
THE REST OF THE PHOTOS WILL NOT BE POSTED HERE TO PROTECT THE TINY BITS OF OUR DIGNITY THAT OUR LIVERS HAVEN'T DESTROYED WAIT WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN
SATURDAY: DOUCHECON
Here is our one and only cosplay of the entire con: Douchebag Locke and White Trash Celes. Shut up.
WHERE IS THE FUCKING CHALLENGER
ACCIDENTALLY THE BLUEBERRIES
OH ITS THEM
EVERYONE IN THIS PHOTO WAS FUCKING HOT (EXCEPT SEV, STARRING AS HER DOUCHEBAG SELF)
THIS GUY ON THE LEFT (DECIDENTLY *NOT THAT GUY*) ACCIDENTALLY $350 WORTH OF SHOTS FOR THE BAR. WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN.
Ps that shot is the "Creeper Shark."
Cendri and her sister are all "WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN"
WARNING: at this point in the night the battery on my camera was dying (ACCIDENTALLY MY BATTERY) so all the pictures get blurrier and blurrier as we get drunker and drunker… coincidence?
The two hottest girls at this con, and they were partying with us. YES
THIS
IN CONCLUSION
CREEPER SHARKS.
And that was the con.
There are very much over 300 photos to be found here. Steal them, Facebook them, do your own effing recap.
CREEPER SHARK
RAGE
HUMPING
More details follow. This is round 1 of embarrassing photographs.
THURZDAY
Kas messages me saying, "FREE DRINKS." I don't believe her. She's telling the truth, but I get there too effing late to par-take. So we pilgrimage to the bar.
Here is us at OUR TABLE at OUR BAR.
Not sure why Becky looks so disapproving of having Hot Girl on her. We picked up a couple hot girls this weekend, and by we I mean actually as a group we picked up chicks.
AND NOW, A TOUR OF CROTCHES
Then this happened
And this happened too
I think this happened but I am not sure
THEN
safety_caesars BOTTOMED TO EVERYTHING (BECKY IS OUR FANDOM BOTTOM) (ACCIDENTALLY THE HUMPING) (EVEN BOTTOMS TO KAIN) ACCIDENTALLY MY NOSE?
FRIDAY: POOLCON, TITCON, BEERCON, MAKEOUTCON
Here is where I will actually start typing things. Friday started out with a bajillion hour long trip to the pool and hot tub. Hopefully no one minds me putting photos of ppl in bathing suits up on the internet (AT THIS POINT THE TOWEL IS JUST A FORMALITY)
Hot shit meets white trash…?
In this photo please note the divider, behind us. Half of the pool was inside; the other half was outside. Please note that this is Columbus, in January, and that according to my phone it was at this moment something like 10 F outdoors.
Now please guess where Becky and I are in this photo.
This was the best hotel ever.
SUDDENLY, A FUCKING CHALLENGER APPEARED. ITS NAME WAS MONGOLIAN BARBECUE AND IT WAS
Sexy or douchey, you decide
THEN A REAL FUCKING CHALLENGER APPEARED AND ACCIDENTALLY BECKY'S FACEPAINT
HEY LOOK IT'S THAT GUY
THE REST OF THE PHOTOS WILL NOT BE POSTED HERE TO PROTECT THE TINY BITS OF OUR DIGNITY THAT OUR LIVERS HAVEN'T DESTROYED WAIT WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN
SATURDAY: DOUCHECON
Here is our one and only cosplay of the entire con: Douchebag Locke and White Trash Celes. Shut up.
WHERE IS THE FUCKING CHALLENGER
ACCIDENTALLY THE BLUEBERRIES
OH ITS THEM
EVERYONE IN THIS PHOTO WAS FUCKING HOT (EXCEPT SEV, STARRING AS HER DOUCHEBAG SELF)
THIS GUY ON THE LEFT (DECIDENTLY *NOT THAT GUY*) ACCIDENTALLY $350 WORTH OF SHOTS FOR THE BAR. WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN.
Ps that shot is the "Creeper Shark."
Cendri and her sister are all "WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN"
WARNING: at this point in the night the battery on my camera was dying (ACCIDENTALLY MY BATTERY) so all the pictures get blurrier and blurrier as we get drunker and drunker… coincidence?
The two hottest girls at this con, and they were partying with us. YES
THIS
IN CONCLUSION
CREEPER SHARKS.
And that was the con.
There are very much over 300 photos to be found here. Steal them, Facebook them, do your own effing recap.
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Date: 2010-02-01 04:36 pm (UTC)SOMEONE PLEASE MAKE ANIMATED ICON OF THE FIRST 3 PHOTOS NAO
HOLY LEIA'S ABS
ARGH THAT CLOUD AND/OR ZACK COSPLAYER NEAR THE END IS THE DUDE WHO COCKBLOCKED US FROM ERIK THE BEAUTIFUL!!! D:<
WTF WAS UP WITH CREEPY PHIL KNOWING EXACTLY WHO I WAS. SERIOUSLY, GUY CREEPED ME OUT.
LAST PHOTO IS BEST PHOTO EVER
WHY IS EVERYONE SO HOT
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Date: 2010-02-01 04:42 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-02-01 04:36 pm (UTC)This is going to start happening pretty often. Line up those liver donors now, ladies. We're all in trouble.
SHUT UP & GET ON MY HORSE.
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Date: 2010-02-01 04:46 pm (UTC)PLEASE TO BE ICONNING THAT GUY IMMEDIATE
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Date: 2010-02-01 05:52 pm (UTC)And as soon as I re-install photoshop on this bitch there will be icons.
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Date: 2010-02-01 05:45 pm (UTC)IT LOOKS LIKE YOU HAD AN AWESOME TIME YOU GUYS!!!
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Date: 2010-02-01 08:19 pm (UTC)ALSO I MISSED SO MUCH MAKING OUT D: D: D: I HOPE YOU THOUGHT OF ME AS YOU WERE MAKING OUT WITH PEOPLE.
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Date: 2010-02-01 05:50 pm (UTC)BUT THIS IS VERY FUNNY
WTF IS A CREEPER SHARK
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Date: 2010-02-01 05:55 pm (UTC)NOT THAT I AM ONE
AT ALL
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Date: 2010-02-01 06:03 pm (UTC)I THINK I WOULD BE A CREEPER SHARK THEN
EXCEPT WAIT I DON'T DRINK
NO WONDER I NEVER PICK UP HOT YOUNG COSPLAYERS
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Date: 2010-02-01 06:55 pm (UTC)^ OMG YOU HAVE TERRIFIED AND/OR AROUSED THIS (REALLY HOT) DUDE. YOUR WORK IS DONE. BRILLIANTLY.
if there i have any criticism to offer it is: too much pants! and WTF THAT GUY
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Date: 2010-02-02 05:48 am (UTC)THIS TOO SHALL BE ADAPTED FOR THE SCREEN. I SHALL BEGIN WRANGLING MORE BEARS AND VOLCANOES.
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