seventhe | OHAYOCON 2010, ROUND ONE. (Reply)

The con can be summed as such:

CREEPER SHARK

RAGE

HUMPING

More details follow. This is round 1 of embarrassing photographs.

THURZDAY

Kas messages me saying, "FREE DRINKS." I don't believe her. She's telling the truth, but I get there too effing late to par-take. So we pilgrimage to the bar.

Here is us at OUR TABLE at OUR BAR.

Not sure why Becky looks so disapproving of having Hot Girl on her. We picked up a couple hot girls this weekend, and by we I mean actually as a group we picked up chicks.

AND NOW, A TOUR OF CROTCHES

Then this happened

And this happened too

I think this happened but I am not sure

THEN

safety_caesars BOTTOMED TO EVERYTHING (BECKY IS OUR FANDOM BOTTOM) (ACCIDENTALLY THE HUMPING) (EVEN BOTTOMS TO KAIN)

ACCIDENTALLY MY NOSE?

FRIDAY: POOLCON, TITCON, BEERCON, MAKEOUTCON

Here is where I will actually start typing things. Friday started out with a bajillion hour long trip to the pool and hot tub. Hopefully no one minds me putting photos of ppl in bathing suits up on the internet (AT THIS POINT THE TOWEL IS JUST A FORMALITY)

Hot shit meets white trash…?

In this photo please note the divider, behind us. Half of the pool was inside; the other half was outside. Please note that this is Columbus, in January, and that according to my phone it was at this moment something like 10 F outdoors.

Now please guess where Becky and I are in this photo.

This was the best hotel ever.

SUDDENLY, A FUCKING CHALLENGER APPEARED. ITS NAME WAS MONGOLIAN BARBECUE AND IT WAS ~~MADE OF HAMBURGLARS~~ DELICIOUS.

Sexy or douchey, you decide

THEN A REAL FUCKING CHALLENGER APPEARED AND ACCIDENTALLY BECKY'S FACEPAINT

HEY LOOK IT'S THAT GUY

THE REST OF THE PHOTOS WILL NOT BE POSTED HERE TO PROTECT THE TINY BITS OF OUR DIGNITY THAT OUR LIVERS HAVEN'T DESTROYED WAIT WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN

SATURDAY: DOUCHECON

Here is our one and only cosplay of the entire con: Douchebag Locke and White Trash Celes. Shut up.

WHERE IS THE FUCKING CHALLENGER

ACCIDENTALLY THE BLUEBERRIES

OH ITS THEM

EVERYONE IN THIS PHOTO WAS FUCKING HOT (EXCEPT SEV, STARRING AS HER DOUCHEBAG SELF)

THIS GUY ON THE LEFT (DECIDENTLY *NOT THAT GUY*) ACCIDENTALLY $350 WORTH OF SHOTS FOR THE BAR. WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN.

Ps that shot is the "Creeper Shark."

Cendri and her sister are all "WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN"

WARNING: at this point in the night the battery on my camera was dying (ACCIDENTALLY MY BATTERY) so all the pictures get blurrier and blurrier as we get drunker and drunker… coincidence?

The two hottest girls at this con, and they were partying with us. YES