I need to work on this vacation thing

because I would like to have at least one day to sleep in before I have to go back to work on Monday argh

Status updates!

New place: alternates between nice and pissing me off; layout's cool nd the place is generally nice but both the washer and dryer didn't work the first time they were run, which was a pretty ominous start to a relationship here.
Cats: thoroughly confused but making the best of it
Self: pretty damn exhausted
Email: I've been saving stuff as unread so chances are some of you will get replies, like, a week or two after the fact, I AM NOT SORRY
friending meme people: I swear I can be interesting sometimes
FF porn: coming soon, actually
GW porn: maybe after thanksgiving??

I KNEW YOU WERE A RAVIOLI MAKER

because nougat and I have had like 4 beers in the last hour! So here is Nougat!

Yeeeeaaah I've never typed on an iPad before this is totally awesome. But I'm not very good apparently.

Parade. Enough said.

PS: a parade is the name for a group of penises. I am going to go die now. There are pretzels on my finger.

Um

also, I swear not all my posts are drunk.