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[seventhe]

Dear everybody, I have no idea what is in the livejournal water recently, or whether it is an LJ Full Moon, or what, but I want you all to know I love everybody and just want the world to be a happy fun place full of rainbows and unicorns that poop puppies.

I'll be over here in my stress-ball. If I've been a dumbass please forgive me, I have been working 14-hour days. If you have been a dumbass, I forgive you; I probably haven't even noticed. I love you all and I don't want people to be mad and I'm going to hide in a corner and work and study.

♥?

Comments

[shanaqui]

*snuggles* I'm not mad with anyone! Just somewhat frustrated and upset.

[siva630.livejournal.com]

Plus side:

angst = angry!smut

All those throbbing cocks. Mm...

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

FANDOM NEEDS TO HAVE MOAR MAKE-UP SEX.

[irish-ais.livejournal.com]

D' YOU EVER STOP TO THINK HOW MUCH BETTER FANDOM WOULD BE WITH MORE MAKE UP SEX?

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

SO MUCH BETTER!

[salarta.livejournal.com]

But... but... unicorns pooping puppies? HOW DELIGHTFULLY ABSURD.

People are mad? Maybe it's just the small number of people that have added me to their F-lists (since I always add back; only reason I wouldn't is if there were extenuating circumstances like that the person is a crazed stalker peering in at me through my window... *checks*), but all I've seen so far is people a bit depressed, including me. And I'm a dumbass for it! But you forgive me for it, so it's okay!

How was your birthday? Am I required to build a teleportation device to visit you? Must I mine more vespene gas?

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

Come on, everybody knows that unicorns don't poop regular poo! They make things like puppies and kitties and ... and rainbows!

Depressed is fine (well, not "fine" as in "Hey, I'm happy for you that you're sad!", but, uh, you know what I mean)... I'm afraid that people's tensions are high, in general. I've no desire to even touch it but I'm afraid that my carefully casual wordings may have then insulted someone else.

FANDOM NEEDS MORE PORN AND STUFF.

And my birthday is 03 May! I have until Saturday to... I don't know, do stuff I want to do while 25!

[salarta.livejournal.com]

HOW DARE YOU USE AN ICON THAT SAYS COFFEE BEANS OWN ME. MY MOTHER WAS ATTACKED BY COFFEE BEANS! SHE NEEDED THREE STITCHES!

Or not. :P

Fandom does indeed need more porn. Personal preference would be lesbian!porn, being that I am male. Within reason, of course; Rosa dumping Cecil for Rydia just because makes no sense, however hot it would be.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

Yeah, thanks. Now I am trying to think of 100 reasons why Rosa would dump Cecil for Rydia. Because you're right, it would be hot. XD

[rosencrantz.livejournal.com]

P♥RN!

[wallwalker.livejournal.com]

Fourteen hour days are NEVER fun. *hug tiems*

♥!

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

Your icon is adorable!

[wallwalker.livejournal.com]

Thanks! My best friend scribblesnbeans drew it. It's a Yeti Ho! (There's a long, complicated story behind that - basically it's what the members of my writing group call ourselves. I'll have to post it later. :D)

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

Hahaha, I was wondering whether it was an image from something or if you had made it yourself. Yeti Ho = best mental image ever, just sayin'.

[dior-anghel.livejournal.com]

*hugs* I'm sorry life is such a bitch right now. Life can suck... but if you get through it, there's usually porn a light at the end of the tunnel! Not the dead tunnel, of course!

♥!

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

THE PORN TUNNEL! I WANT TO GO THROUGH THE PORN TUNNEL!!

[jennyclarinet.livejournal.com]

Ahem. The exact line from Horton Hears a Who is ponies that eat rainbows and poop butterflies. But I suppose unicorns might poop puppies.

Good luck with your crazy workday. Keep that coffee flowing.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

Did they actually animate that? I would love to have a screencap of a pony pooping butterflies. it would be my new desktop.

[jennyclarinet.livejournal.com]

No, it was just some little girl who was expressing something from her imagination. The whole premise of the movie is that Horton, an elephant, finds a speck, and he believes that there is an entire world living on that speck. So then his students start imagining worlds of their own. That was the funniest line in the movie, I thought.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

Awwww! That's adorable. Cute little girl.

[jennyclarinet.livejournal.com]

It's not quite a little girl. It's more like a female youth version of some weird Dr. Seuss creation.

[eerian_sadow]

aw, i love you too!

but i think i can do without the unicorns that poop puppies. that mental image was just a little too disturbing for me.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

I was going for funny-disturbing, hahaha. ♥

[irish-ais.livejournal.com]

!!! SEV IS NEVER A DUMBASS. A HOTTIE WITH AN E-COCK, MAYBE.

NEVER A DUMBASS.

♥

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

LOL DO YOU WANT MY E-COCK Y/HELL Y??

[irish-ais.livejournal.com]

HELL Y. TAKE ME, SEV. TAKE ME HARD.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

YOU LIKE IT ROUGH, DON'T YOU??

[irish-ais.livejournal.com]

CLEARLY, YOU'LL HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL OTAKON.

[katmillia.livejournal.com]

STOP IT YOU ARE MAKING ME ALL EXCITED AT WORK.

[irish-ais.livejournal.com]

BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS

[katmillia.livejournal.com]

I have written you an epic love sonnet (in haiku, of course) to make your day better. *clears throat*

My love for you runs
Deep, you know I love your tits.
No need to lie now.

And we both love cock
Since cock is a funny word
And can have nicknames.

Clearly the world would
Be better with more femmeslash
Quistis/Rydia.

Because let's face it,
It is complete self-insert
So we can have sex.

*bows*

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

HAHAHA I JUST SPIT COFFEE EVERYWHERE. DAMN YOU ♥

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

As soon as I get Photoshop back I am making us a collection of Quistis/Rydia icons.

[katmillia.livejournal.com]

YEEESSSSSSS <3

[heyheyrenay.livejournal.com]

...there's been an LJ full moon and I MISSED it?

Man, being an adult with a job SUCKS.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

Man, being an adult with a job SUCKS.

QUOTED FOR VASTLY UNDERSTATED TRUTH.

I find it really funny that the "busier" I get at my job, the more "five minute breaks for LJ!" time I ACTUALLY have. it's almost pathetic because I've posted more in the past two days than I have in about a month, but it's because I'm looking for a little bit of sanity (in the wrong place, too!)

[heyheyrenay.livejournal.com]

HA HA, sanity on LJ? YOU JEST.

I have a reading list where I find sanity. It contains Dinosaur Comics, XKCD and fandom wank's feed. Because that last one always makes me feel less stupid and that's good for my ego.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

I watch fandom_wank and stupid_free for almost the same exact reason, to be honest.

(link to Dinosaur Comics? I have seen that everywhere and I HAVE NEVER ACTUALLY READ IT *robotard*)

[heyheyrenay.livejournal.com]

qwantz.com (http://qwantz.com/) is the comic home page, but I read through dinosaurcomics because half the fun is the comments, and they share the alt text of the image if the browser has cut it off.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

Ha ha, you've doomed me to an afternoon of poking through the archives and laughing my ass off!

[ssugrimgirl.livejournal.com]

see this is why i don't drink the live journal water... only the live journal cola... twice as many calories half the insanity!

good luck with your week from hell luv...