LADIES!

Ladies! And, uh, Gentlemen, I suppose...

I need suggestions for romantic songs for slow-dancing to.

My band is trying to come up with a couple slow songs to play at shows for couples to dance to. I'm not very romantic, and I hate slow-dancing, so I can't come up with shit, and also I hate everything else that's been suggested. (I'm actually countering all their suggestions with old blues standards, like My Funny Valentine and Please Send Me Someone To Love, because that's my background.)

So! Please give me some suggestions. A good example: we're currently playing "Wonderful Tonight" by Eric Clapton. Cheesy as hell, but you KNOW all the girls in the audience are going to drag their boyfriends up to slowdance to it.

(Which proves, again, that girls are stupid. Have you even listened to the lyrics?!! Verse I: YOU TAKE TOO FUCKING LONG TO GET READY, BUT I GUESS IT'S WORTH IT CAUSE YOU'RE HOT Verse II: I ONLY LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE HOT AND YOU MAKE ME LOOK GOOD Verse III: I'M DRUNK, TAKE ME HOME AND GIVE ME A BLOW JOB. It's not romantic at all!)

But I digress! Please, please, recommend all the cheesiest, lamest songs you can remember from high school prom! Hit me with the romantic!