IF YOU LOVE ME

You will advertise ff_fanlisting in a community you mod/own this week. Or get someone else to sign up. Or fuck man, just mention it in your LJ, that's cool enough. It isn't like I have the largest of F-Lists.

But if everybody recruited one person, life would be sweet. So go think of one awesome artist/author/fan who isn't on our list and bother the hell out of them!

I'll reward you with either (a) one sentence fic about your character or choice or (b) some random picture I found from Google Image. Either way, it'll be awesome!

Penis Text Adventure, Part II!

OK, hilldo and I are apparently super fucking retarded. Super!

Penis Text Adventures, Part II
Rating: Well, PG-13 or R, depending on how you rate curse words and mentions of buttsex
Characters: Sir Hilldo, some shitty orcs, a mysterious girl, and a huge ass ogre

Summary: In which things actually happen and a plot appears! Fireballs, jewels, and battle! Oh, and there might have been some cucumber rape.

(  Yes, there's more  )

Fuck, dude. This thing is like 5000 words long and it is all going towards NaNo.