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Alright, you know what - where the hell is all the global warming?

Seriously! In the past month I have gone from an avid treehugger to the kind of person who's willing to run off an entire tank of gas if it warms up my freezing goddamn feet.

Global warming cannot be that much of a problem if bits of my car are actually freezing off. Jesus fuck, Mother Earth. Help a woman out here.

showing some love for my own feeds

http://wonkette.com/359123/femas-tips-for-encountering-a-poison-crashing-satellite

This is the funniest thing I've read all day.