Fanfic Commissions

Buckle up, chucklefucks: it’s Sev, and I’m accidentally broke until April, so I’m offering fanfic commissions (and taking donations!) until I’m back on my feet.

• Accepting: now until 01 April 2019


• Completing: now until 01 May 2019 (unless someone requests a monster)

For the curious, here’s how I write: seventhe / sevdrag @ AO3

I’ll be posting these on AO3, and linking back on Tumblr and DW. Delivery will be within 1-2 weeks unless something goes majorly wrong, at which point I’ll let y’all know cause this is just fanfiction the world ain’t gonna end okay

Basic pricing scheme:

• Donate between $1 and $5 (buy me a Starbucks!) and you’ll get an incredibly bad doodle of anything you want.


• $5: 500-1000 words


• $10: 1000-1500 words


• $15: 1500-2000 words


• $20: 2000-3000 words


• $25: 3000-4000 words


• $30: 4000-5000 words


• $50: 5000+ words, let's discuss


• Requests for these: a character/relationship + a prompt, concept, or 1-2 sentences on what you’re thinking; longer fics may have longer prompts


• Ratings up to R but no explicit smut

Bonus pricing scheme:

• for $10 I will write you or an OC in a dumpster with Clint Barton and Wade Wilson


• $15 gets you a mock article on any subject you like


• $20 gets you a “5 Times (+1 Time)” prompt


• $25 gets you the smut, length to be decided by the porn


• $37 exactly will get you a great take on any fanfic trope of your choice landing right around 5000 words

( Fandoms etc )

I’m not offering this because I think fanfiction should be paid for - when I’m in a good position, I’m happy to write prompts for free! - I’m asking because I’m in a cash downswing, and really hoping people like my stuff enough to help me out a bit. I’m not asking for straight donations — I’m offering something in exchange. If you can’t help, share the link or reblog, please! I love you all.

To request, reply here or on Tumblr, and I'll hit you up to negotiate details.