unfortunately true

[seventhe]

New slogan for my job: "This place destroys your liver, and it's not the chemicals"

Comments

[whitemage]

I need a "Like" icon because this is not Tumblr so there is no button.

I just spent 30 seconds actually looking for the like button.

[lassarina]

*pours a glass of raspberries and toasts*

[seventhe]

This kind of post really deserves to be on Tumblr or Facebook HAHAHAHA #worstblogger

[whitemage]

This post deserves its own Internet. #jobsonlyexisttopayforbeer

[novel_machinist]

Why aren't we drunk yet?

[madisuzy]

I might have to print that up and put it on my fridge.

[flecksofpoppy]

CHEMICALS ARE MADE OF LOL YOU MEAN! HAHA, CHEMICALS! BURNS! LOL!!!!

[seventhe]

YOU'RE FIRED

[flecksofpoppy]

I THINK THERE ARE SOME EVENTZ TAKING PLACE IN THAT BOX OF WINE I'M ASSUMING IS SOMEWHERE NEARBY.

[seventhe]

OH NO, EVENTZ

I AM LATE FOR A VERY IMPORTANT MEETING WITH THE BOX OF WINE

[seventhe]

NOT MY MEETINGZ

[flecksofpoppy]

COME TO MY MEETING INSTEAD! THE ONE WHERE PEOPLE RAMBLE ABOUT NOTHING AND LOL OVER THE HILARITY OF CHEMICAL BURNS! AS AN ADDED BONUS, I'LL MAKE SURE TO SHOW YOU MY POWER POINT PRESENTATION IN COMIC SANS WITH INCORRECTLY GRAPHED DATA CODED IN CLASHING PRIMARY COLORS! IT WILL TRULY BE...

AN EVENTZ

Or you can just skip off with Box Of Wine into the sunset too.

[seventhe]

THE FUCKING COLORS

YOU DID NOT JUST GO THERE

DO NOT TURN THIS INTO

MOAR EVENTZ

[flecksofpoppy]

OH I BELIEVE I DOUD GO THAR, KATRUH.

YOU MUST GRAFF OUR EVENTS IN MONOCHROMATIC GLORY.

[seventhe]

[flecksofpoppy]

YOU'RE HIRED.

[seventhe]

PLEASE NOTE THE NUMBER OF FUCKS ACCURATELY STARTS AT 0

[flecksofpoppy]

DULY NOTED, SIR.

I HAVE HAD A LIFE EPIPHANY DUE TO THIS GRAPH.

[ser_pounce_alot]

this is the best god damn graph ever