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[seventhe]

Work's gross. The cold is gross. The morning is evil. That's all.

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[temples]

But the good news is...



I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico. c:

[seventhe]

ARE YOU A GECKO

[temples]

I AM, IN FACT

AND I'M UNDER YOUR DESK

[seventhe]

STOP LOOKING UP MY LAB COAT

[temples]

NO

[seventhe]

OK

[temples]

Did you have a good New Year's, at least?

[seventhe]

Yes! Did you? (The only thing wrong with it was not having an entire month off of work to go to Fiji.)

[temples]

I did indeed! A quiet evening in, aw yeah. (...WHY DON'T WE HAVE ONE OF THOSE?)

[seventhe]

We had a low-key party, which was really pretty perfect.

(AND SERIOUSLY. WHY AM I NOT IN CHARGE OF THE WORLD YET??)

[temples]

A low-key party with delicious cupcakes? :D

(BECAUSE JES AND JES INDUSTRIES HAVE NOT DONE THEIR WORLD DOMINATION JOB WELL ENOUGH YET.)

[seventhe]

There was actually delicious tiramisu~~

(WE NEED TO GET ON THIS. RESOLUTION FOR 2013 Y/Y???)

[novel_machinist]

HEY CAN I TELL YOU ABOUT MY RENTAL CAR?

[seventhe]

I'LL KILL YOU

[novel_machinist]

LIES YOU CAN'T TAKE ME YOU HAD TO DEAL WITH THE INBOX SUB-BOSS ALL DAY, BITCH!

[seventhe]

JUST LET ME GET TO AN ITEM SHOP AND ITS ON WOMAN

[novel_machinist]

[seventhe]

FUCK

YOUR

FACE

[seventhe]

I like how you picked the douchiest Soul in the world too

Like that car is in the dictionary under "Douchemobile"

Who would have thunk it?

[novel_machinist]

i will kill you

[seventhe]

ugh

I fix

[novel_machinist]

The dawn broke early over the red roof of the gas pumps. Enrique was filled with the usual joy the sight brought him. Quite contemplation before the rush of serving people delicious greasy foods and questionable health shakes was his usual routine. His own coffee steamed in his hands as he surveyed his domain.

A hand closed over his shoulder, his partner in public service, Pitbull, smiled down at him. "Come on, it's time to get to work."

"Of course."

Together the two started into the Sheetz. The glory of the morning was darkened when their enemies passed them as they left the lesser acclaimed back shift. Each person in One Direction snorted as they passed, jealous of Enrique and Pitbull's glamorous First Shift positions.

Re: I fix

[seventhe]

okay I forgive you everything