little rants

[seventhe]

You know what some cocksucker did to me this morning? I was on the highway, in the left-hand lane, passing another car. Apparently I wasn't going fast enough, though, because this jackass in a Buick pulled right up behind me, like a foot from my goddamn bumper, and if that wasn't bad enough he flashed his brights at me.

Yeah, that's right. I'm passing another car, and he FLASHES HIS BRIGHTS, thinking this will make me want to get over.

I was already going 75, too - ten over - and coming up on a huge construction zone, so I wasn't about to hit the gas and get out of his way. (I'm not really sure how fast he wanted to go, honestly, since the speed limit drops to 55 like ten feet from where we were.)

Seriously, I thought about pacing myself right alongside the car in the other lane and completely cockblocking that Buick bastard.

Like a good Sev, though, I passed the car and got over in the right-hand lane and let him pass me.

And then I tailgated him for a while. Jerk!!

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In other news: Wow, Cleveland Browns. Just - wow. Way to suck. Way to - wow. I have no fucking words.

Comments

[jennyclarinet.livejournal.com]

I had the opposite problem yesterday...everyone was driving too slowly. I was in my brother's gigantic Dodge Dakota on my way from Akron to church, so I was hoping to be intimidating to the people who were driving under the speed limit in the left lane. People were averaging 5 below the speed limit. So I guess I was the jerk on people's tails. I did not flash my brights though.

[icca.livejournal.com]

Aw, cut them some slack. They WERE playing the Steelers.

[kenderlyn.livejournal.com]

*snicker* my first reaction, at any time, to someone flashing their lights at me is to brake. I always do it to them. Just an inbuilt reaction to arseholes.

[drakonlily.livejournal.com]

1) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU This makes me think of you
2) WHEN ARE YOU COMING TO VISIT??