little rants

[seventhe]

You know what some cocksucker did to me this morning? I was on the highway, in the left-hand lane, passing another car. Apparently I wasn't going fast enough, though, because this jackass in a Buick pulled right up behind me, like a foot from my goddamn bumper, and if that wasn't bad enough he flashed his brights at me.

Yeah, that's right. I'm passing another car, and he FLASHES HIS BRIGHTS, thinking this will make me want to get over.

I was already going 75, too - ten over - and coming up on a huge construction zone, so I wasn't about to hit the gas and get out of his way. (I'm not really sure how fast he wanted to go, honestly, since the speed limit drops to 55 like ten feet from where we were.)

Seriously, I thought about pacing myself right alongside the car in the other lane and completely cockblocking that Buick bastard.

Like a good Sev, though, I passed the car and got over in the right-hand lane and let him pass me.

And then I tailgated him for a while. Jerk!!

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In other news: Wow, Cleveland Browns. Just - wow. Way to suck. Way to - wow. I have no fucking words.

Comments

[jennyclarinet.livejournal.com]

I had the opposite problem yesterday...everyone was driving too slowly. I was in my brother's gigantic Dodge Dakota on my way from Akron to church, so I was hoping to be intimidating to the people who were driving under the speed limit in the left lane. People were averaging 5 below the speed limit. So I guess I was the jerk on people's tails. I did not flash my brights though.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

Hey, I'll admit, I speed like a fiend, so even the tailgating thing I don't really have problems with. But the bright-flashing... dude, can't you just WAIT until I'm DONE? XD

[jennyclarinet.livejournal.com]

On an unrelated note, check out this userpic I just found. Hee hee.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

HA!! I just spit coffee on my keyboard

[icca.livejournal.com]

Aw, cut them some slack. They WERE playing the Steelers.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

True, true. The Steelers didn't really have to play, though. All they had to do was keep breathing. The Browns just kept HANDING them points. XD

[icca.livejournal.com]

Over here, there was a point where they showed a pair of sleeping Browns fans. They were like "It's an exciting day in Cleveland!" I lolled.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

HAHAHA, I THINK I SAW THE SAME THING. We were pretty much groaning from the first play onwards.

[icca.livejournal.com]

My boyfriend, his roommate and I were talking about it. We were like "I hope all Steeler games are like this!" Then we decided it'd be too boring. XD

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

Well, Steelers are playing Buffalo next week, so you can probably expect the same kind of steamroll. XD

*le sigh* Buffalo, Cleveland... how come all my teams are superlame?

(Apparently once you live in Ohio you cannot root for the Steelers anymore, no matter how long you lived in PIttsburgh. Totally unfair, but whatever.)

[icca.livejournal.com]

It's okay. If I end up going to OH, I'll wear my Steelers underwears so that even if I'm wearing a Browns shirt (which I'd never do), I'll still be wearing my Steelers colors. Intimately.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

Which is the best way to support a football team. ;)

Sometimes I don't understand Ohio. People get in bar fights over OSU and Michigan - seriously. If you're wearing OSU gear and a Michigan fan is drunk, you could totally get punched in the face.

[kenderlyn.livejournal.com]

*snicker* my first reaction, at any time, to someone flashing their lights at me is to brake. I always do it to them. Just an inbuilt reaction to arseholes.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

Sometimes I do it to really-close tailgaters, too. XD

[drakonlily.livejournal.com]

1) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU This makes me think of you
2) WHEN ARE YOU COMING TO VISIT??

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

SOON. MAYBE OCTOBER? I was just talking to Jeff about it last night, I was telling him about your new floor!

[drakonlily.livejournal.com]

COME SOON!!! WE HAVE TO BREAK INTO PLACES AND TAKE PICTURES!!!