astrangerenters IS A TOTAL JERK

[seventhe]

YEAH THAT'S RIGHT

YOU READ IT HERE FIRST

Comments

[siva630.livejournal.com]

Plot ideas for FFXII-2: Balthier goes on an epic search for his missing package.

HONESTLY, SQUEENIX. IT'S ALL ASS, NO BULGE W/ U GUYZ. SAJDHASKDJHSD.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

Squeenix: Well, we couldn't exactly animate his, er, crotch, properly, could we? That's a waste of our valuable resources, on something crude and profane.

Sev: Um, how many hours did you spend making Fran's boobies bounce just right??

Squeenix: Um, we have to go.

[siva630.livejournal.com]

They should bring back whoever designed Zeromus. NOW THERE WAS SOMEONE NOT AFRAID TO SHOWCASE THE COCK.

(Fran looks like she's being garotted by her own outfit for most of the game.)

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

SERIOUSLY. BLEEDING COCK, FRONT AND CENTER. THE FANS HAVE SPOKEN, SQUEENIX!

(Maybe if you're a bunny, it's comfy to have bits of leather up your butt. Being human, I find it rather ick.)

[wei-jiangling.livejournal.com]

Apparently the Viera do find it comfortable to dress like that, since they ALL DO.

I more wonder about Balthier and the tight leather pants. I mean seriously. That can't be comfortable.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

Since I don't own the parts in question, I can't say it for a fact, but I agree: UM WOULDN'T THAT BE KIND OF UNCOMFORTABLE AND ALSO CHAFE SOME.

[wei-jiangling.livejournal.com]

I feel my fiance put it nicely when he said that he both likes Balthier and associates with him, but would never, ever cosplay him. Ever. Because of the pants.

[astrangerenters.livejournal.com]

THIS IS WONDROUS.

EXCEPT THAT YOU'RE A COWARD AND HAVE BALTHIER SERVE AS YOUR SURROGATE FOR YOUR HATERADE.

;)

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

SEE I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE MORE MEANINGFUL COMING FROM HIM

[siva630.livejournal.com]

Because, unlike Balthier, he (presumably) owns a package. Balthier's super-smooth groin can cope with the tightness!

[safety-caesars.livejournal.com]

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FIGHT!!!

[astrangerenters.livejournal.com]

DUDE, I WOULD SO WIN BECAUSE I HAVE MEGA LIBRARIAN POWERS.

I WILL GET BACK TO YOU WHEN I DISCOVER WHAT THEY ARE. BUT THEY ARE SURE TO BE THREATENING AND AWE-INSPIRING.

OR I COULD JUST RUN SEV DOWN WITH A BOOK CART FOR THIS INDIGNITY.

[wildejoy.livejournal.com]

SORRY 'CAUSE I AM NOT PART OF THIS THREAD. I JUST WANTED TO SAY THIS STRING OF COMMENTS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD.

♥