[livejournal.com profile] astrangerenters IS A TOTAL JERK

Oct. 7th, 2008 08:02 am
seventhe: (Barret: oshit)
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YEAH THAT'S RIGHT

YOU READ IT HERE FIRST

Date: 2008-10-07 12:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] siva630.livejournal.com
Plot ideas for FFXII-2: Balthier goes on an epic search for his missing package.

HONESTLY, SQUEENIX. IT'S ALL ASS, NO BULGE W/ U GUYZ. SAJDHASKDJHSD.

Date: 2008-10-07 12:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] first-seventhe.livejournal.com
Squeenix: Well, we couldn't exactly animate his, er, crotch, properly, could we? That's a waste of our valuable resources, on something crude and profane.

Sev: Um, how many hours did you spend making Fran's boobies bounce just right??

Squeenix: Um, we have to go.

Date: 2008-10-07 12:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] siva630.livejournal.com
They should bring back whoever designed Zeromus. NOW THERE WAS SOMEONE NOT AFRAID TO SHOWCASE THE COCK.

(Fran looks like she's being garotted by her own outfit for most of the game.)

Date: 2008-10-07 12:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] first-seventhe.livejournal.com
SERIOUSLY. BLEEDING COCK, FRONT AND CENTER. THE FANS HAVE SPOKEN, SQUEENIX!

(Maybe if you're a bunny, it's comfy to have bits of leather up your butt. Being human, I find it rather ick.)

Date: 2008-10-07 02:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wei-jiangling.livejournal.com
Apparently the Viera do find it comfortable to dress like that, since they ALL DO.

I more wonder about Balthier and the tight leather pants. I mean seriously. That can't be comfortable.

Date: 2008-10-07 02:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] first-seventhe.livejournal.com
Since I don't own the parts in question, I can't say it for a fact, but I agree: UM WOULDN'T THAT BE KIND OF UNCOMFORTABLE AND ALSO CHAFE SOME.

Date: 2008-10-07 02:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wei-jiangling.livejournal.com
I feel my fiance put it nicely when he said that he both likes Balthier and associates with him, but would never, ever cosplay him. Ever. Because of the pants.

Date: 2008-10-07 05:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] siva630.livejournal.com
Because, unlike Balthier, he (presumably) owns a package. Balthier's super-smooth groin can cope with the tightness!

Date: 2008-10-07 11:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wildejoy.livejournal.com
SORRY 'CAUSE I AM NOT PART OF THIS THREAD. I JUST WANTED TO SAY THIS STRING OF COMMENTS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD.

Date: 2008-10-07 03:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] astrangerenters.livejournal.com
THIS IS WONDROUS.

EXCEPT THAT YOU'RE A COWARD AND HAVE BALTHIER SERVE AS YOUR SURROGATE FOR YOUR HATERADE.

;)

Date: 2008-10-07 03:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] first-seventhe.livejournal.com
SEE I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE MORE MEANINGFUL COMING FROM HIM

Date: 2008-10-07 06:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] safety-caesars.livejournal.com
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FIGHT!!!

Date: 2008-10-07 07:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] astrangerenters.livejournal.com
DUDE, I WOULD SO WIN BECAUSE I HAVE MEGA LIBRARIAN POWERS.

I WILL GET BACK TO YOU WHEN I DISCOVER WHAT THEY ARE. BUT THEY ARE SURE TO BE THREATENING AND AWE-INSPIRING.

OR I COULD JUST RUN SEV DOWN WITH A BOOK CART FOR THIS INDIGNITY.

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