Happy Stupid Valentine's Day

I hate this holiday like mad, BUT! I love all of you guys! So: <3 to everyone on my list. Honestly. <3.

I've met so many awesome people on the internets, and - I'm so lucky, I love all of you, and I want to steal pieces of you and swallow you whole. UM. SORRY. CREEPY. I mean it in a GOOD WAY!

Comment here, and I'll write you 100 words on anything you want. Really.

ALSO GIVE ME BADFIC. I am serious about this.