AMUSE ME (fandom post, hilldo can skip)

Work sucks. Things keep screwing up which, although not my fault, will come back to me eventually in the sense that I'll just keep having more things to do. Yet my lab is shut down this morning. So, I will have a fic-meme to keep myself amused.

This is the "Meme of Five", in which you give me a prompt of "Five Times ___" or "Five Things ___" and I complete it. For example, "Five Things Quistis wishes she didn't know about Squall" or "Five Times Basch and Vossler sparred". (lol as i steal my own examples XD) It can literally be five anythings: "Five spells ___", "Five thoughts ___", whatever you wish.
You are welcome to add a caveat "And One" at the end, i.e. "Five Times Zell choked on a hotdog and One Time he managed to eat it".

I will give you back: five (or six, if you tag on the ending) drabble-y snippets, which will connect into a story-ish thing. I am not feeling like long one-shots. I feel like kicking the ass of jump-starting my writing for fun. These won't be serious pieces, but hopefully they will be entertaining. If they suck I will probably just write you bad porn as a substitute!

Fandoms: FFIV, FFVI, FFVII, FFVII:AC, FFVIII, FFIX, FFX/X-2, FFXII*

*(but if you choose FFXII please make it a more generic prompt as my slow ass is still working its way through the game I have already pretty much spoiled myself 100% for)