Right now I have 533 unread emails in my Sev Inbox, and another 200 or so in my [realname] Inbox. My email situation is a mess and has been since lab, earlier this year, when I completely lost any kind of timely control over anything (and once it was already a disaster, I had zero fucks to give about organizing it).
As of 2012, I am declaring email amnesty. I want to start out with a blank slate. So I'm just gonna mass mark everything as read and go from there.
So! If you're waiting for a response for me, or you sent me something important I have ignored because my inbox is a disaster, please do a girl a favor and either re-send it or tell me what search thread I should use in my Inbox for SURPRISES.
MY LIFE IS ~EXCITING~