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seventhe

Marzy pawed our thermostat up to 85F.

It's very warm in here.

Crossposts: http://first-seventhe.livejournal.com/299746.html

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From:

lindorie

LMAO

I've gone without socks for weeks because my asshole cats keep hiding them.

From:

seventhe

LOL! Mine just sleep in/on my laundry. HELPFUL

From:

lindorie

I KNOW RIGHT. Matrix fishes for socks out of the clean laundry/dirty laundry, meows the saddest song on her way to the living room, and deposits them in the middle of the living room for all to see IF I'M EVEN LUCKY. I miss having matching socks ;_;

I'm pretty sure that when we move we'll find these bizarre sock caches, and it'll be ALL HER FAULT. HELPFUL

From:

seventhe

Awwww! Mine just jump on that MINUTE OF DISTRACTION when you're folding the clothes but haven't put anything away yet and suddenly you have to GET THE DOOR or PEE or something and you some back and all three of them are curled up on your black sweaters and purring

like fuckers

From:

lindorie

haha! Cat hair is a bitch. Neville doesn't shed much, but Matrix does. Her hair is black, but it's white at the base, so her hair shows up on EVERYTHING, NOTHING IS SAFE, FUUUUU

asshole children, indeed

From:

owlmoose

Cat after my own heart. :D

From:

seventhe

Ha! I guess he was chilly.

From:

seventhe

NOTHING IS SAFE. Rydia is grey and white, Marzy is tan, and Porter is grey/black stripey. EVERYTHING I OWN IS SCREWED.

From:

lindorie

You win. May powers of the Great Magic Lint Roller be with you always.

it's an asshole god, though, always hiding and shit

From:

seventhe

it really is. and while I am praying to the great god of Lint Roller, they are usually fuzzing up something else

because assholes!

From:

whitemage

My cats ate all my cookie dough when I went upstairs to pee.

And then threw it up when I came back down.

Eff yeah, cats.

From:

seventhe

IT'S A HELPFUL-CAT NIGHT

From:

whitemage

THEY SAVE US CALORIES AND KEEP THE HOUSE WARM.

Mine also keep sleeping on my child's pillow during the day, so it is covered in cat hair at night. And stealing his stuffed animals.

He was seriously yelling about it today and I was just like "Well, hon, cats are assholes."

Because that's the best parenting for a 4 year old.

From:

flecksofpoppy

Dude, for real, as someone once said: cats truly are the ultimate trolls.

deadcellredux's cat KING RAMINAS just ran through the living room like, twice, for no reason, at 2 a.m. being REALLY LOUD AND INSANE. FOR NO REASON.

Your cats are giving you a late Christmas present: THE EXOTIC VACATION YOU NEVER EXPECTED! TROPICAL!

Edited Date: 2012-01-07 07:17 am (UTC)

From:

astrangerenters

You know, that's kind of an amazing accomplishment despite it being ultimate trolling

From:

novel_machinist

And you left it there, didn't you? XD

From:

stealth_noodle

My cat can't reach the thermostat (phew), but he dragged away all the crusts from my breakfast toast while I was out of the room and hid them. I really wasn't planning on a treasure hunt this morning.

From:

seventhe

well, obviously. At least you're not lying to him. He'll grow up being prepared to understand that cats really are just furry little trolls.

From:

seventhe

It was seriously like, "Are we THAT drunk? Because damn, it is warm in here. Check the --- oh. Oh."

From:

seventhe

Oh, wow, that is amazingly... "helpful"

From:

seventhe

I know. He was all stretched out on his back being all cute with his paws in the air propped up against it. And then three hours later we are like, "DAMN. Why is it a steam room in here?"

From:

seventhe

Thought about it, but it was warm as fuck even for me.

From:

stealth_noodle

Cats are the best helpers! They help us in ways we never even dreamed might be helpful.

From:

seventhe

I actually use the phrase "Helping like a kitty" all the time. Including at work, where it makes a lot less sense.

From:

novel_machinist

Meanwhile my house is comfy at 69 XD

From:

stealth_noodle

...I may need to steal this. One of the bonuses of librarianship is colleagues who always understand cat references. #LivingTheStereotype #WaitThisIsNotWhereHashTagsGo

From:

seventhe

Ours is too. We actually keep it between like 65-69 all the time. I prefer it that way -- too hot seriously feels like a sauna :/

From:

seventhe

I've got a lot of cat phrases that have made it into my usual conversational stash, but "helping like a kitty" and "I do not want you to be pointy" are perhaps the most used/loved of all of them.