seventhe: (Cats: I LIKE THEM)
[personal profile] seventhe
Marzy pawed our thermostat up to 85F.

It's very warm in here.

Date: 2012-01-07 05:43 am (UTC)
lindorie: (Default)
From: [personal profile] lindorie
LMAO

I've gone without socks for weeks because my asshole cats keep hiding them.

Date: 2012-01-07 05:52 am (UTC)
lindorie: (Default)
From: [personal profile] lindorie
I KNOW RIGHT. Matrix fishes for socks out of the clean laundry/dirty laundry, meows the saddest song on her way to the living room, and deposits them in the middle of the living room for all to see IF I'M EVEN LUCKY. I miss having matching socks ;_;

I'm pretty sure that when we move we'll find these bizarre sock caches, and it'll be ALL HER FAULT. HELPFUL

Date: 2012-01-07 05:59 am (UTC)
lindorie: (Default)
From: [personal profile] lindorie
haha! Cat hair is a bitch. Neville doesn't shed much, but Matrix does. Her hair is black, but it's white at the base, so her hair shows up on EVERYTHING, NOTHING IS SAFE, FUUUUU

asshole children, indeed

Date: 2012-01-07 06:06 am (UTC)
lindorie: (Default)
From: [personal profile] lindorie
You win. May powers of the Great Magic Lint Roller be with you always.

it's an asshole god, though, always hiding and shit

Date: 2012-01-07 06:02 am (UTC)
owlmoose: (cats - tori sun)
From: [personal profile] owlmoose
Cat after my own heart. :D

Date: 2012-01-07 06:14 am (UTC)
whitemage: (Creepers!)
From: [personal profile] whitemage
My cats ate all my cookie dough when I went upstairs to pee.

And then threw it up when I came back down.

Eff yeah, cats.

Date: 2012-01-07 07:01 am (UTC)
whitemage: (Default)
From: [personal profile] whitemage
THEY SAVE US CALORIES AND KEEP THE HOUSE WARM.

Mine also keep sleeping on my child's pillow during the day, so it is covered in cat hair at night. And stealing his stuffed animals.

He was seriously yelling about it today and I was just like "Well, hon, cats are assholes."

Because that's the best parenting for a 4 year old.

Date: 2012-01-07 07:16 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] flecksofpoppy
Dude, for real, as someone once said: cats truly are the ultimate trolls. [personal profile] deadcellredux's cat KING RAMINAS just ran through the living room like, twice, for no reason, at 2 a.m. being REALLY LOUD AND INSANE. FOR NO REASON.

Your cats are giving you a late Christmas present: THE EXOTIC VACATION YOU NEVER EXPECTED! TROPICAL!
Edited Date: 2012-01-07 07:17 am (UTC)

Date: 2012-01-07 02:29 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] astrangerenters
You know, that's kind of an amazing accomplishment despite it being ultimate trolling

Date: 2012-01-07 02:35 pm (UTC)
novel_machinist: (Default)
From: [personal profile] novel_machinist
And you left it there, didn't you? XD

Date: 2012-01-07 03:58 pm (UTC)
novel_machinist: (Default)
From: [personal profile] novel_machinist
Meanwhile my house is comfy at 69 XD

Date: 2012-01-07 04:21 pm (UTC)
novel_machinist: (Default)
From: [personal profile] novel_machinist
Your cat, he disagrees. (or he was just being an asshole)

Date: 2012-01-07 04:29 pm (UTC)
novel_machinist: (Default)
From: [personal profile] novel_machinist
"Mwaa ha ha haaa, let's see how long it takes Mom to realize what I did!"

Date: 2012-01-07 04:35 pm (UTC)
novel_machinist: (Default)
From: [personal profile] novel_machinist
"Maybe she'll think Porter did it"

Date: 2012-01-07 02:55 pm (UTC)
stealth_noodle: Wind Waker's Tetra is suspicious and disgruntled. (skeptical)
From: [personal profile] stealth_noodle
My cat can't reach the thermostat (phew), but he dragged away all the crusts from my breakfast toast while I was out of the room and hid them. I really wasn't planning on a treasure hunt this morning.

Date: 2012-01-07 03:50 pm (UTC)
stealth_noodle: Cole from Spirit Tracks is clearly up to something. (devious!)
From: [personal profile] stealth_noodle
Cats are the best helpers! They help us in ways we never even dreamed might be helpful.

Date: 2012-01-07 04:00 pm (UTC)
stealth_noodle: A baby tapir sticks its tongue out and is the cutest thing ever. (tapir)
From: [personal profile] stealth_noodle
...I may need to steal this. One of the bonuses of librarianship is colleagues who always understand cat references. #LivingTheStereotype #WaitThisIsNotWhereHashTagsGo

Date: 2012-01-07 04:40 pm (UTC)
lindorie: (Default)
From: [personal profile] lindorie
...I might have to steal this and use it at work. And home.

Date: 2012-01-07 10:14 pm (UTC)
zen_monk: (Blazing malevolent flame and pleased by)
From: [personal profile] zen_monk
The cat is passive-aggressively disagreeing with the normal house temperature.

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