Okay wow wow wow
May. 2nd, 2012 09:53 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
seventheUm wow, okay, so I am absolutely not condoning anything going on here: this is my city, I have driven on that fucking bridge, that's right near a close coworker's home, these are events I go to: these men are absolute assholes
but would you like to tell me what's wrong with this article within reading the first goddamn sentence
http://www.ohio.com/news/5-men-charged-in-plot-to-blow-up-bridge-other-targets-discussed-1.304109
"sports a striking black Mohawk haircut"
um
because obviously poor hairstyle choices = horrible person, bomber of awesome places to live, filth on the shiny operating surface of society
HE HAD A MOHAWK HOW DID YOU ALL MISS THIS OBVIOUSLY HE IS A GODDAMN BOMBER ASSHOLE
I am not entirely sure why this one sentence makes me so angry
do not make me defend someone who was going to blow up a bridge
please don't
(After a more in-depth reading: these guys are probably the dumbest bombers of all time. Brecksville wasn't really in danger, the FBI has been all over it from day one, they actually sold these dumbasses fake bombs, and hilariously, that's the same FBI guy who was involved in the [other thing]. This whole thing is just weird)
but would you like to tell me what's wrong with this article within reading the first goddamn sentence
http://www.ohio.com/news/5-men-charged-in-plot-to-blow-up-bridge-other-targets-discussed-1.304109
"sports a striking black Mohawk haircut"
um
because obviously poor hairstyle choices = horrible person, bomber of awesome places to live, filth on the shiny operating surface of society
HE HAD A MOHAWK HOW DID YOU ALL MISS THIS OBVIOUSLY HE IS A GODDAMN BOMBER ASSHOLE
I am not entirely sure why this one sentence makes me so angry
do not make me defend someone who was going to blow up a bridge
please don't
(After a more in-depth reading: these guys are probably the dumbest bombers of all time. Brecksville wasn't really in danger, the FBI has been all over it from day one, they actually sold these dumbasses fake bombs, and hilariously, that's the same FBI guy who was involved in the [other thing]. This whole thing is just weird)
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Date: 2012-05-02 07:34 pm (UTC)THOSE MOHAWK SPORTING TERRORIST FUCKERS FROM BLOOMINGTON, OMG.
OK, OK, NOW I SEE HOW OHIO SEES US. FINE, FINE, I CAN TAKE IT.
.... FUCK YOU ALL. IMMA FLOUNCE.
*goes back to drinking vodka through Red Vines like a classy motherfucker.*
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Date: 2012-05-03 03:35 am (UTC)[sigh] You know, not even shocked.