I need a house elf

[seventhe]

For the second time this week, I'm sitting on the floor wondering why my hands and feet aren't warming up -- except that this time it didn't take me forever to remember it's because you haven't eaten you fuckwit. So I had dinner, and now I've got an alarm set on my phone to remind me at 1800 to "eat some frigging food".

Comments

[sathari]

Phone alarms are things of joy and wonder, I say. But UGH to the freezing thing.

(Also, this might be relevant to your interests--- per our discussion about Vayne on M_U, I ended up posted a kiss battle blitzkiss in which his goals and methods are a little more nuanced.)