seventhe | The fuck happened to December

Here we are again, same shit day, same shit station. Holidays always go by like a goddamn wrecking ball, like a train off the tracks, where all i can really do is hang on, but this year - because so much of my brain is still tied up in the fact that I actually quit my job, well, I don’t even know what happened this year what the fuck. 2018 has lasted for a decade and then December was like blink and you’ll miss it? And i did? Jesus Christ McGod, what the hell.

I’ve been more active on Tumblr recently even though Tumblr is evil incarnate and, also, dying, because my brain has basically been in constant shitposting mode, and as much as I flail around in here sometimes, Tumblr is made for shitposting the end. I’m sevdrag there, feel free to follow if you haven’t already, and watch as I slowly implode into a waste of space and brandy.

I have plans for this place this year, but I’m just now finding the space to really think about what I want to DO now that I am, you know, le hobo, so I’ll leave it at “post more” and see what happens.

On a final note, if you’d like to see what happens when I join an exchange for my favorite trash pairing and write 50K in 10 days, knock yourself out. Hi Avengers fandom, I hate you.

Nearsighted; Farsighted (57817 words) by sevdrag
Chapters: 9/9
Fandom: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: James "Bucky" Barnes/Clint Barton
Characters: James "Bucky" Barnes, Clint Barton, Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Steve Rogers, Tony Stark, Bruce Banner, Peggy Carter, Thor (Marvel), Phil Coulson, Red Skull
Additional Tags: Winterhawk Fic Exchange, Clint Barton & Natasha Romanov Friendship, Deaf Clint Barton, Natasha Romanov Is a Good Bro, Behavioral Analysis Unit (Criminal Minds), Alternate Universe - Criminal Minds Setting, Alternate Universe, I Was Drunk When I Wrote This, Brandy - Freeform
Series: Part 1 of Farsighted
Summary:

A set of suspicious murders has Chief of Police Carter calling in Section Chief Coulson from the BAU to help them catch what might be a serial killer. As good as Detectives Rogers and Barnes are, they'll need help if they want to catch the unsub the press are calling Red Skull, a killer whose motives need to be evaluated close-up as well as from a distance. Barnes, especially - who doesn't like help and doesn't like people - might be surprised by the way this case unfolds, if he can manage to work with SSAs Romanoff and Barton long enough to find some answers.

yep, it's the Avengers in a Criminal Minds AU, brace yourself. Clint and Bucky stumble against a unique case, a ruthless killer, and a set of skills that shouldn't match up as well as they do. For the Winterhawk fic exchange, 2018, the year I threw myself into the fireplace for love of this stupid pairing.