OHNOES!

[seventhe]

BEN ROETHLISBERGER!!

How dare you!!!

(1) Think about your team, you stupid wanker! What if you're so injured you can't play?! I cannot rub my Pittsburgh heritage in all Clevelanders' faces if the Steelers suck! You guys took the Super Bowl! Priorities, man! Come on, here. Help a Steelers fan surrounded by rabid-Browns-lovers out.

(2) How can I marry you if you have no teeth?!!

Comments

[icca.livejournal.com]

I KNOW. HE WOULDN'T THINK OF NOT WEARING A HELMET IN A GAME SO WHY IS MOTORCYCLING MORE SAFE?! HE KNOWS HOW OUR ROADS ARE! HE KNOWS HOW WE DRIVE AROUND HERE! WTF.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

ANYONE who grew up anywhere NEAR Pittsburgh should know to wear FULL BODY ARMOR when in anything other than, say, a tank, or a Chrysler.