OHNOES!

[seventhe]

BEN ROETHLISBERGER!!

How dare you!!!

(1) Think about your team, you stupid wanker! What if you're so injured you can't play?! I cannot rub my Pittsburgh heritage in all Clevelanders' faces if the Steelers suck! You guys took the Super Bowl! Priorities, man! Come on, here. Help a Steelers fan surrounded by rabid-Browns-lovers out.

(2) How can I marry you if you have no teeth?!!

Comments

[cendrillo.livejournal.com]

My parents are Browns fans.

They made me hate football.

Ya.

~Cendri

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

I'm surrounded by them, and my boyfriend is a diehard rabid Steelers hater. This does not bode well for me.

[icca.livejournal.com]

OMG I KNOW. IT'S NOT LIKE THEY DIDN'T TELL HIM TO WEAR A HELMET EITHER. WTF BEN. WTF. WE WOULD LIKE TO WIN AGAIN, THX.

AglkF:HKALFHKA

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

FOR SRSLY!!! I mean football players aren't always known for their intelligence but WTF, BEN, IT'S A HELMET YOU MORON. WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOUR TEETH.

[icca.livejournal.com]

I KNOW. HE WOULDN'T THINK OF NOT WEARING A HELMET IN A GAME SO WHY IS MOTORCYCLING MORE SAFE?! HE KNOWS HOW OUR ROADS ARE! HE KNOWS HOW WE DRIVE AROUND HERE! WTF.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

ANYONE who grew up anywhere NEAR Pittsburgh should know to wear FULL BODY ARMOR when in anything other than, say, a tank, or a Chrysler.

[hilldo.livejournal.com]

Athletes think they are invincible...he's not the first this has happened to and you know he won't be the last either.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

No, but I was going to marry him and quit my job and have him support the band.

[hilldo.livejournal.com]

Well there goes that plan. Guess you'll have to pick some other rich guy.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

I know!! Damnit all. Stupid Big Ben.

[hilldo.livejournal.com]

Now you'll have to settle for Donovan F. McNabb.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

At least he has a cool mama who makes Campbell's soup.

[hilldo.livejournal.com]

DONOVAN DON'T FORGET YOUR CHUNKY SOUP!

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

MS MCNABB MS MCNABB WE WANT A BEDTIME STORY!!

[hilldo.livejournal.com]

I always liked the one where they are driving by the really crappy looking diner or whatever and the offensive lineman wants to stop but she won't let them stop the bus.

I think you'd have to go with Mike "Ron Mexico" Vick though!

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

yeah, it's like the greasy mcdonalds or something and she's like "keep driving".

...so karaoke tomorrow? on an unrelated note?

[hilldo.livejournal.com]

Yes. Singing. Microphone. Me loud RAWR.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

RAAAAAR YAY!!

It will be good because the Week of Hellish Meetings is over on Wed, so we will be primed for drinking and fun.

[hilldo.livejournal.com]

Yes...I look forward to being dead tired on both thursday and friday again. woot.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

WHEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

[hilldo.livejournal.com]

I hear this time you are singing some nirvana right? Either that or aerosmith!!

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

OMGNOWAY.

I might be tempted into Garbage after a few beers but that's it!

[hilldo.livejournal.com]

LAME ASS. Way to be a giant vagina about it.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

YOU'RE A GIANT VAGINA

[hilldo.livejournal.com]

STOP BEING A BUTT!

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

HAHAHA.

YOU MASTURBATE TO MR CLEAN.

[hilldo.livejournal.com]

No, I masturbate to Aunt Jemima, Jeffs the one that likes Mr. Clean.

If only every girl was filld with syrup.

[jennyclarinet.livejournal.com]

ew.

[hilldo.livejournal.com]

lol.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

yeah seriously.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

...i'm not touching that one.

Just because the sex was good, doesn't mean i like you.

[hilldo.livejournal.com]

I'm crying on the inside.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

Oh hey, a random point Jeff just brought up:

(1) jon from the band/work might be stopping by for karaoke tomorrow
(2) we don't want people at work to know about me and jeff yet
so (3) spread to the j-squad that they have to keep this on the DL, OK?

[hilldo.livejournal.com]

(1) maybe he'll buy us all beer again
(2 and 3) WHATS IT WORTH TO YOU??? J/k.

A good way to fool him would be to have jeff work his fat chick magic.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

That was my plan, actually. Send Jeff after the fat chicks while Jon buys us all beer. It's a win/win situation!

...but really, tell everybody. :P

[hilldo.livejournal.com]

oh calm down I won't say anything.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

Nonono I meant tell everybody in the JSquad.

Silly.

[hilldo.livejournal.com]

oh yeah, I gues that would make sense. Guess I missed the transition...

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

YOUR MOM.