OHNOES!

[seventhe]

BEN ROETHLISBERGER!!

How dare you!!!

(1) Think about your team, you stupid wanker! What if you're so injured you can't play?! I cannot rub my Pittsburgh heritage in all Clevelanders' faces if the Steelers suck! You guys took the Super Bowl! Priorities, man! Come on, here. Help a Steelers fan surrounded by rabid-Browns-lovers out.

(2) How can I marry you if you have no teeth?!!

Comments

[hilldo.livejournal.com]

No, I masturbate to Aunt Jemima, Jeffs the one that likes Mr. Clean.

If only every girl was filld with syrup.

[jennyclarinet.livejournal.com]

ew.

[hilldo.livejournal.com]

lol.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

yeah seriously.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

...i'm not touching that one.

Just because the sex was good, doesn't mean i like you.

[hilldo.livejournal.com]

I'm crying on the inside.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

Oh hey, a random point Jeff just brought up:

(1) jon from the band/work might be stopping by for karaoke tomorrow
(2) we don't want people at work to know about me and jeff yet
so (3) spread to the j-squad that they have to keep this on the DL, OK?

[hilldo.livejournal.com]

(1) maybe he'll buy us all beer again
(2 and 3) WHATS IT WORTH TO YOU??? J/k.

A good way to fool him would be to have jeff work his fat chick magic.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

That was my plan, actually. Send Jeff after the fat chicks while Jon buys us all beer. It's a win/win situation!

...but really, tell everybody. :P

[hilldo.livejournal.com]

oh calm down I won't say anything.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

Nonono I meant tell everybody in the JSquad.

Silly.

[hilldo.livejournal.com]

oh yeah, I gues that would make sense. Guess I missed the transition...

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

YOUR MOM.