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seventheWhat crap!
OK, so what are Sev's stupid-but-true weak points in life?
(1) bees
(2) blood
Aaaand what have I gone through in the past 24 hours?
(a) HUGE ASS BEE* FLYING AROUND MY APARTMENT BUZZING ITS EVIL BUZZ OF DEATH AND DESTRUCTION AS IT CHARGED MY HEAD
(b) slicing off the tip of my thumb while trying to cut a tomato and then having to attempt to bandage it myself while i grew increasingly dizzy fromgeneral wussiness LACK OF BLOOD and my vision grew spotty and white/black like television fuzz
(a) solved itself by me running over to Jeff's house to eat pizza with him and his dad and watch basketball and hope frantically and a little desperately that the bee would (A) die; (B) be stalked, hunted, slain and eaten by the ferocious Rydia; (C) escape; (D) magically vanish; or (E) one, any, or all of the above. Upon coming home from work today I found no bee - and no carcass. Either my wishes came true, or that gruesome motherfucker is hiding in my closet waiting to pounce on me in my sleep tonight. I have a feeling I will be having nightmares tonight.
(b) solved itself by me almost passing out, but eventually managing to wrap approximately one dozen banraids around my thumb. 50% were to stop the bleeding. The other 50% were holding the first 50% in place, as it is GODDAM HARD to put a bandaid on your GODDAM THUMB and I am apparently 150% klutz when bleeding out the thumbtip and almost FUCKING UNCONSCIOUS. I'm dead serious. I lost vision.
I don't think I like today much.
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mount_ordeals. Yey!
*this is not an exaggeration. It was one of those gigundic bees that you always see eating houses and the like. Carpenter bees, I believe they're called. The ones that are like, golf balls with wings. And they're not fuzzy, either - they're shiny. Glossy. With the sheen of evil.
OK, so what are Sev's stupid-but-true weak points in life?
(1) bees
(2) blood
Aaaand what have I gone through in the past 24 hours?
(a) HUGE ASS BEE* FLYING AROUND MY APARTMENT BUZZING ITS EVIL BUZZ OF DEATH AND DESTRUCTION AS IT CHARGED MY HEAD
(b) slicing off the tip of my thumb while trying to cut a tomato and then having to attempt to bandage it myself while i grew increasingly dizzy from
(a) solved itself by me running over to Jeff's house to eat pizza with him and his dad and watch basketball and hope frantically and a little desperately that the bee would (A) die; (B) be stalked, hunted, slain and eaten by the ferocious Rydia; (C) escape; (D) magically vanish; or (E) one, any, or all of the above. Upon coming home from work today I found no bee - and no carcass. Either my wishes came true, or that gruesome motherfucker is hiding in my closet waiting to pounce on me in my sleep tonight. I have a feeling I will be having nightmares tonight.
(b) solved itself by me almost passing out, but eventually managing to wrap approximately one dozen banraids around my thumb. 50% were to stop the bleeding. The other 50% were holding the first 50% in place, as it is GODDAM HARD to put a bandaid on your GODDAM THUMB and I am apparently 150% klutz when bleeding out the thumbtip and almost FUCKING UNCONSCIOUS. I'm dead serious. I lost vision.
I don't think I like today much.
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In other news, however, I've picked up a challenge at
mount_ordeals. Yey!*this is not an exaggeration. It was one of those gigundic bees that you always see eating houses and the like. Carpenter bees, I believe they're called. The ones that are like, golf balls with wings. And they're not fuzzy, either - they're shiny. Glossy. With the sheen of evil.
