my brain just died

[seventhe]

OH MY GOD.
Oh. My. God.

I'm almost embarassed to post this but the truth is that I just rolled off the couch laughing.

Warnings: Explicitly badly written sex, sexual references to Pokemon, Pokemon-induced orgasms, pure badness, and sex with trees. NSFW. NS for anything, actually.

http://community.livejournal.com/weepingcock/28125.html

My brains just died laughing.

Comments

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

It's a Pokemon smut story!! What do you expect?!

[hilldo.livejournal.com]

i guess its better than bawlingballs.
Jigglypuff gets me all riled up personally...wait what did I just say?

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

Ah, but Jigglypuff can't shock you into monster!orgasm like Pikachu can I DID NOT JUST WRITE THAT

[hilldo.livejournal.com]

Yea I guess jigglypuff would just put me to sleep and take advantage of me law and order svu style No i swear I know nothing about pokemon.

And I hope what you said was in the story...

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

READ IT. JUST READ IT. And we can cry tears of ruined childhoods together...

[hilldo.livejournal.com]

fine I'll read it. Expect an angry post when I am done...

[hilldo.livejournal.com]

"I've really wanted to enter you with my penis for along time"

I'm going to try that one if I'm out tonight. That was pretty funny though.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

It is pretty special, now isn't it? Special in the bad way. The way that hurts.

Also, that may be the best pick-up line OF ALL TIME.

[hilldo.livejournal.com]

I bet there is a very large chance that I would get the shit smacked out of me if I ever said that to anyone.
Not to mention that if it actually worked...i would know that I would want nothing to do with that girl!

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

...Maybe the girl just likes Pokemon-porn!

[hilldo.livejournal.com]

then i guess she can summon my charmander any time, whatever the fuck that meant.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

*avoids obvious pokeball joke*