my brain just died

[seventhe]

OH MY GOD.
Oh. My. God.

I'm almost embarassed to post this but the truth is that I just rolled off the couch laughing.

Warnings: Explicitly badly written sex, sexual references to Pokemon, Pokemon-induced orgasms, pure badness, and sex with trees. NSFW. NS for anything, actually.

http://community.livejournal.com/weepingcock/28125.html

My brains just died laughing.

Comments

[hilldo.livejournal.com]

I bet there is a very large chance that I would get the shit smacked out of me if I ever said that to anyone.
Not to mention that if it actually worked...i would know that I would want nothing to do with that girl!

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

...Maybe the girl just likes Pokemon-porn!

[hilldo.livejournal.com]

then i guess she can summon my charmander any time, whatever the fuck that meant.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

*avoids obvious pokeball joke*