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[seventhe]

I AM BACK!

And there's no way I'll make it through the F-List. Feel free to leave me a (hilarious) recap of the past ten days of your life if anything important happened!

PHOTOS LATER

Comments

[lassarina]

1) Heard back re: Mom and news is good
2) Caught up on NaNo!
3) Football today has rocked my socks
4) MISSED YOU MUCH
5) when can has raspberries plz?

[churched.livejournal.com]

HOW WAS FIJI?

[katmillia.livejournal.com]

Well the first thing I did was-

-talk to corporate
-brew memos
-lead a workshop
-remember birthdays
-micromanage
-direct workflow
-my own bathroom
-promote synergy
-hit on Debra
-get rejected
-swallow sadness
-send some faxes
-call a sex line
-cry deeply
-demand a refund
-eat a bagel
-harassment lawsuit
-no promotion
-fifth of vodka
-shit on Debra's desk
-buy a gun
-in my mouth
-shit man I can't fucking do it, shit
-pussy out
-puke on Debra's desk
-jump out the window
-suck a dude's dick
-score some coke
-crash my car
-suck my own dick
-eat some chicken strips
-chop my balls off
-black out in the sewer
-meet a giant fish
-fuck its brains out
-turn into a jet
-bomb the Russians
-crash into the sun
-now I'm dead

I just have pictures

[drakonlily.livejournal.com]

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

So that's an average day for you? You chop your balls off and die?

Re: I just have pictures

[safety-caesars.livejournal.com]

LMAOOOOOO THE SECOND ONE!!!!!!!

[katmillia.livejournal.com]

Hell yeah.

[safety-caesars.livejournal.com]

I HAVE A WEBCOMIC FOR YOU. IT'S NOT VERY LONG SO FAR SO YOU CAN READ EVERYTHING IN UNDER A HALF HOUR YET.

Oglaf (links to the first comic)

IT'S LIKE MEDIEVAL/VIKING COMEDY PORN. OBVIOUSLY NSFW. OBVIOUSLY HILARIOUS AND WONDERFUL. READ IT.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

And... I'm pretty sure you said something about sucking your own dick?

[katmillia.livejournal.com]

... nope.

[venefica-aura.livejournal.com]

So I:

- Drank a lot and got dared to write porn. I wrote Cid/Barret.

- I got over drinking a lot and regretted my decisions.

- I got invited out again and drank some more, and didn't write porn.

- Otherwise I have been in the build lab working on our plane.

- Oh and request an EP here.

[yi-sen.livejournal.com]

1. Broke/dislocated left pinky toe.

2. Relocated said toe.

3. Made this entry.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

beautiful, lovely, and delicious!

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

Cid/Barret sounds intriguing, to be perfectly honest. ;)

[wildejoy.livejournal.com]

I got my grad dress? (You Americans would call it a prom dress. ;) Photos here.)

[safety-caesars.livejournal.com]

This was my day.

ALL DAY.

[irish-ais.livejournal.com]

DID YOU SEE THAT FIREFLY/FFXII VIDEO. BECAUSE THAT IS ALL THAT IS IMPORTANT IN HILARITY-LAND.

[venefica-aura.livejournal.com]

It's short.

[magicgenetek.livejournal.com]

I was pestered into rping a Kefka and now I probably won't get anything written for weeks because he's having too much fun blowing things up, getting meta on everything to make up for the lack of puns and trying to join the Gullwings.

/segues back into mostly lurking e.e

[heybitchmove.livejournal.com]

I got lost in Philadelphia and witnessed a flock of crack ho's trolling for cash in a dog park. EPIC STUFF.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

...THIS IS WHY I THINK WE SHOULD HANG OUT

Re: I just have pictures

[drakonlily.livejournal.com]

XD I really think I have a problem with all these macros.