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[seventhe]

I AM BACK!

And there's no way I'll make it through the F-List. Feel free to leave me a (hilarious) recap of the past ten days of your life if anything important happened!

PHOTOS LATER

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[katmillia.livejournal.com]

Well the first thing I did was-

-talk to corporate
-brew memos
-lead a workshop
-remember birthdays
-micromanage
-direct workflow
-my own bathroom
-promote synergy
-hit on Debra
-get rejected
-swallow sadness
-send some faxes
-call a sex line
-cry deeply
-demand a refund
-eat a bagel
-harassment lawsuit
-no promotion
-fifth of vodka
-shit on Debra's desk
-buy a gun
-in my mouth
-shit man I can't fucking do it, shit
-pussy out
-puke on Debra's desk
-jump out the window
-suck a dude's dick
-score some coke
-crash my car
-suck my own dick
-eat some chicken strips
-chop my balls off
-black out in the sewer
-meet a giant fish
-fuck its brains out
-turn into a jet
-bomb the Russians
-crash into the sun
-now I'm dead

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

So that's an average day for you? You chop your balls off and die?

[katmillia.livejournal.com]

Hell yeah.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

And... I'm pretty sure you said something about sucking your own dick?

[katmillia.livejournal.com]

... nope.