What a hilarious morning

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Public Service Announcement: There is a new chapter of How Not to Date Blondes up, finally! rosencrantz and I have triumphed over HOW MANY MONTHS of writers' block.

And here is how I spent my Monday morning!

I'M IN UR DOCUMENT
MESSING WITH UR WORDZ

HAY GHOSTS POLTERGEIST FREAKY!!!

IT'S LIKE CHAT, ONLY DUMBER

LESS SASS MORE IRVINE

'AND THEN IRVINE AND SQUALL HAD THE BUTTSEX. THE END!'

PERFECT WE'RE DONE. NO WAIT, WE FORGOT THE ZELL QUISTIS SEIFER OT3 PR0N! NOOOEZZZ!!

UH ... UH ... 'AND THEN RINOA AND SELPHIE DECIDED THEY LOVED MARTIN AND GOT IN A HUGE FIGHT OVER HIM. ALSO, ZELL AND QUISTIS MADE OUT SOME.'

'AND THEN SEIFER JOINED IN.'

'AND QUISTIS GOT HER WHIP OUT, AND SEIFER AND ZELL SAID.... OUCH? DAMN IT UR DISTRACTIN ME!

'BUT FUJIN WAS ALL 'OK I'M ALL OVER THAT"'

'AND RAIJIN WAS LEFT CRYING IN THE CORNER, WEEPING ABOUT HOW HE WANTED TO BE THE UKE'

'BUT THEN THE BIG BAD RASCAL CAME AROUND THE CORNER, STILL COVERED IN TP'

OH NO! WAIT WAIT...

... 'CALLED THE CARD QUEEN AND PUPU...'

... 'AND THAT FLYING COW IN WINHILL...'

AND THEN LAGUNA WALKED IN WITH SOME WHIPPED CREAM

.... AND WAS INSTANTLY ROPED BACK INTO THE ROOM HE CAME FROM BY ADEL'S TENTACLES

(ETA) This can now also be found on capslock_ff!!

While this was going on, I then created this new OTP with twilightsrain:

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Nikki:
*shoos your work away*
*shoos my homework away*

...your work/my homework = OTP somewhere far away from both of us?

Sev:
your homework / my homework = OTP OF DOOM. GO ON, WORK, GO AWAY NOW WITH YOUR BELOVED.
MY WORK IS STILL HERE. I think it is waiting for your homework to come whisk it away with flowers and chocolates.

Nikki:
Homework: *too poor to buy flowers or chocolates* ;_;

Sev:
Work: *waits patiently, tapping foot and looking rather attractive*

Nikki
Homework: SorrybabyI'mbroke. ;__;

Sev:
Work: *shrugs* It's ok, maybe next time. *cuddles*

Nikki:
Homework: *snuggles*

...and then I died laughing.


Meanwhile, lassarina and I email-spammed each other about porn, and justira and I chatted about FFX, FFEX, washing cats, cat macros, and everything else inbetween. Oh, and cats.

And also, Ira is sending me books.

I love people who distract me during the day.

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