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Public Service Announcement: There is a new chapter of How Not to Date Blondes up, finally! [livejournal.com profile] rosencrantz and I have triumphed over HOW MANY MONTHS of writers' block.

And here is how I spent my Monday morning!


I'M IN UR DOCUMENT
MESSING WITH UR WORDZ

HAY GHOSTS POLTERGEIST FREAKY!!!

IT'S LIKE CHAT, ONLY DUMBER

LESS SASS MORE IRVINE

'AND THEN IRVINE AND SQUALL HAD THE BUTTSEX. THE END!'

PERFECT WE'RE DONE. NO WAIT, WE FORGOT THE ZELL QUISTIS SEIFER OT3 PR0N! NOOOEZZZ!!

UH ... UH ... 'AND THEN RINOA AND SELPHIE DECIDED THEY LOVED MARTIN AND GOT IN A HUGE FIGHT OVER HIM. ALSO, ZELL AND QUISTIS MADE OUT SOME.'

'AND THEN SEIFER JOINED IN.'

'AND QUISTIS GOT HER WHIP OUT, AND SEIFER AND ZELL SAID.... OUCH? DAMN IT UR DISTRACTIN ME!

'BUT FUJIN WAS ALL 'OK I'M ALL OVER THAT"'

'AND RAIJIN WAS LEFT CRYING IN THE CORNER, WEEPING ABOUT HOW HE WANTED TO BE THE UKE'

'BUT THEN THE BIG BAD RASCAL CAME AROUND THE CORNER, STILL COVERED IN TP'

OH NO! WAIT WAIT...

... 'CALLED THE CARD QUEEN AND PUPU...'

... 'AND THAT FLYING COW IN WINHILL...'

AND THEN LAGUNA WALKED IN WITH SOME WHIPPED CREAM

.... AND WAS INSTANTLY ROPED BACK INTO THE ROOM HE CAME FROM BY ADEL'S TENTACLES



(ETA) This can now also be found on [livejournal.com profile] capslock_ff!!

While this was going on, I then created this new OTP with [livejournal.com profile] twilightsrain:

---
Nikki:
*shoos your work away*
*shoos my homework away*

...your work/my homework = OTP somewhere far away from both of us?

Sev:
your homework / my homework = OTP OF DOOM. GO ON, WORK, GO AWAY NOW WITH YOUR BELOVED.
MY WORK IS STILL HERE. I think it is waiting for your homework to come whisk it away with flowers and chocolates.

Nikki:
Homework: *too poor to buy flowers or chocolates* ;_;

Sev:
Work: *waits patiently, tapping foot and looking rather attractive*

Nikki
Homework: SorrybabyI'mbroke. ;__;

Sev:
Work: *shrugs* It's ok, maybe next time. *cuddles*

Nikki:
Homework: *snuggles*

...and then I died laughing.


Meanwhile, [livejournal.com profile] lassarina and I email-spammed each other about porn, and [livejournal.com profile] justira and I chatted about FFX, FFEX, washing cats, cat macros, and everything else inbetween. Oh, and cats.

And also, Ira is sending me books.

I love people who distract me during the day.

Date: 2007-03-26 05:26 pm (UTC)
shanaqui: Balthier from Final Fantasy XII. ((Balthier) Sunshine)
From: [personal profile] shanaqui
I SEE THE TAG. ♥♥♥

Did you know there're THREE such tags in existance? Yeah babyies, it's all my fault.

Date: 2007-03-26 05:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] first-seventhe.livejournal.com
YOU KNEW THE TAG WAS COMING. It was only a matter of time!

Date: 2007-03-26 06:10 pm (UTC)
ext_3328: Rosencrantz & Guildenstern are Dead (Default)
From: [identity profile] rosencrantz.livejournal.com
What do you mean OMG not really?

I TOTALLY PLAN TO WORK IN PUPU / BIG BAD RASCAL / FLYING COW PORN INTO HNtDB NOW!

Because Pupu Porn has alliteration in it FTW

Date: 2007-03-26 06:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] first-seventhe.livejournal.com
It would certainly be a new pairing for our fandom!

*resolves to have Zell doodle this pairing in class at least once in HNtDB*

Date: 2007-03-27 08:34 am (UTC)
ext_3328: Rosencrantz & Guildenstern are Dead (crime)
From: [identity profile] rosencrantz.livejournal.com
I think Piggy should see the results this time. ACTUALLY HOLY COW IDEA

Zell doodles one of his 'no, it's not like THAT' obscenities in class, and Piggy and Quistis somehow both see it, and Quistis is all

"Another cannon?" while laughing, while Piggy is all "OMG PERV!!oneonoeone!!11!!!" with maybe a slap in for good measure, or something like that ... sort of another counterpoint for the Q-Z relationship

...whoa, that actually sounds like real plot. ;-)

Date: 2007-03-27 11:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] first-seventhe.livejournal.com
Quistis makes Zell go study in the Library! On an assignment to learn Piggy's name! And Zell, who hates studying, ends up doodling instead. It's so cute.

Date: 2007-03-27 03:28 pm (UTC)
ext_3328: Rosencrantz & Guildenstern are Dead (Default)
From: [identity profile] rosencrantz.livejournal.com
It is! And we do have to deal with Zell having already been assigned 'homework' by Quistis... But where should we work this in in the outline? *takes a look*

OK, I say we put this in that sort of nebulous time shift period AFTER the clubbing part. Where Q&Z start getting antsy because they have no missions and therefore no excuse to hang out together.

Huh, we (read you since I don't know how you did it) should start another google document with the plot outline so we can update changes to it.

Date: 2007-03-27 05:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] first-seventhe.livejournal.com
I will do that immediately! New document AHOY. (It's kind of funny how much we've veered from the original! In a good way.)

And, yeah. How about - Zell, missing Quistis but not really knowing it, drops by after one of her classes (she's been reinstated at this point) (this also provides some more good gossip and WTFing from Rinoa/Selphie), asking what else he should be doing for his "lessons".

Date: 2007-03-27 05:48 pm (UTC)
ext_3328: Rosencrantz & Guildenstern are Dead (Default)
From: [identity profile] rosencrantz.livejournal.com
yes! play up the STUDENTS part of it, I say. Maybe Rinoa/Selphie don't see it themselves (but rather hear about it through the selphienet in the classroom - or that chat email window thing on the balamb garden network). However it would by typical zell to not realize he was interrupting quistis' carefully planned lesson, and that that never happens. And of course, quistis not getting upset about it, that for sure NEVER happens.

Uh ! Maybe he even convinces Quistis to TAKE A BREAK DURING CLASS! (like step out side of the classroom for 5 minutes) - something control freak Quistis NEVER does.

Oh man, the ideas are spiralling! XD

Date: 2007-03-27 08:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] first-seventhe.livejournal.com
Oh, that's PERFECT! Quistis is so relieved/excited to see Zell (without admitting it to herself) that she tells her students to read for 5min while she goes and talks to him outside the classroom! And the entire class just kind of jawdrops.

And, of course, the students that are Trepies already know the Quistis/Zell "rumour", so they spread it to the rest of the students, and ... dun dun dun.

Date: 2007-03-26 06:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heyheyrenay.livejournal.com
I AM LEAVING THIS COMMENT WITH MY EYES CLOSED OMG YOU WHORE HOW DARE YOU PUBLISH A NEW CHAPTER WHEN I CANNOT READ IT BECAUSE I AM PANICKING OVER FFEX. A"SDLJF;skhdc ;aKDHCA:KLSC

Date: 2007-03-26 06:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] first-seventhe.livejournal.com
HAHAHA

THERE ARE NO REAL SPOILERS I SWEAR

IT'S MOSTLY CAPSLOCK

And you'll note that last week I definitely wrote this chapter instead of working on FFEX. Hello, Screwed, my name is Sev.

Date: 2007-03-26 07:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] katmillia.livejournal.com
I need you to possibly bunny me hardcore to help with my ffex. BUNNIES PLZ KTHNXBI BUTTSEX.

Date: 2007-03-26 07:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] first-seventhe.livejournal.com
I CAN DO THIS. I am like a fountain of plotbunnies, just without the willpower or ability to actually do anything with them. ARE YOU AROUND TONIGHT Y/N I can be on AIM!

Date: 2007-03-26 07:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] katmillia.livejournal.com
YES I WILL BE AT WORK ON AIM ALL NIGHT. EXCELLENT. LACK OF PANTS AT WORK WILL BE AWKWARD THO.

Date: 2007-03-26 11:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] first-seventhe.livejournal.com
THAT IS A PROBLEM, THEN, BECAUSE I ONLY TALK ON AIM TO PEOPLE NOT WEARING PANTS

Date: 2007-03-27 12:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] katmillia.livejournal.com
WELL I WILL TRY TO TAKE THEM OFF FOR YOU THEN BUT THE PEOPLE HERE WILL BE SEVERELY WEIRDED OUT.

ALAS, I DO NOT CARE.

Date: 2007-03-27 12:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] first-seventhe.livejournal.com
OH WELL I BET RINA'S ROOMMATES WERE WEIRDED OUT TOO.

(thefirstseventhe is me on AIM)

Date: 2007-03-26 11:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] itsbuttery.livejournal.com
That new chapter was full of win.

I put a review about it there though. I don't feel like doing it again here. I'm too lazy to use up that much effort right now. :P

Date: 2007-03-27 12:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] first-seventhe.livejournal.com
Thanks!! I'm just glad we finally updated ;)

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