okay, my bad

[seventhe]

I take back whatever the fuck nice things I said about the snow.

DEAR AKRON:

YOU ARE BUTT-FUCKING COLD. I HATE YOU. A WINDCHILL OF 4F IS NOT ACCEPTABLE.

LOVE AND FUCKING KISSES,
SEV

Comments

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

Y'know, I grew up in Buffalo, where the wind chill is NEGATIVE.

That doesn't mean I have to like it!!

[hilldo.livejournal.com]

This is very true.
What I am not a fan of is icy parking lots when wearing dress shoes (which inherently have no traction). Parking lots = Death.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

Agreed. I would go so far as to say that on days like today, we should all be allowed to stay in bed.

[hilldo.livejournal.com]

I will second this proposal if an amendment to provide me a hot chick to stay in bed with is added.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure you have to provide your own hot chicks.

[hilldo.livejournal.com]

Then I'm not voting for it!

See, this is how congress works. :P
I'll vote for your important bill but only if you add on to it that it also provides a 30 foot tall statue of me to be built in my front yard.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

That's cool. The funding will come from your pocket.