How old's the Grand Canyon? Well, we can't tell you. Really.

[seventhe]

Um ... what?

No, really. Really. I mean ...WHAT?!

Did you say ... did you actually say ... you aren't allowed to publish or tell the public how old the rock in the Grand Canyon is?

And you have to sell a creationist book which states the Grand Canyon was created by Noah's Flood? Now, c'mon. That just reads like a bad fanfic.

I hate people.

Comments

[venefica-aura.livejournal.com]

Drak wants to know if you're coming to visit on Friday.

I just woke up so I am groggy. Rawr.

~Cendri

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

I CAN'T. THE CAR DOCTOR STOLE GOLDBUG UNTIL NEXT WEEK WEDNESDAY. I SO SORRY!

[venefica-aura.livejournal.com]

S'cool. I'll let shorty know.

~Cendri

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

Cool. Can we have a smoke?

[hilldo.livejournal.com]

Come on we all know Paul Bunyan created the grand canyon. Lets get our facts straight here people.

But you are right, that is dumb.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

Well, shit. My bad.

[hilldo.livejournal.com]

Damn right its your bad. Obviously you are not a bunyanist.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

I thought it was the Jolly Green Giant.

[hilldo.livejournal.com]

>

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

True, plus Paul Bunyan has that ox. That's pretty cool.

[hilldo.livejournal.com]

Yeah the green giant just has stupid ass vegetables. Maybe if he had cake I'd like him more.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

Can't there be a Jolly Cake Giant?

[hilldo.livejournal.com]

Sure there can. If you eat a lot of cake you turn into a giant of sorts.
yes.

p.s. i had cake yesterday. :)

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

There was a baby shower today *shudder* and there was pie. However, I did not eat any, as I do not like fruit pie.

[hilldo.livejournal.com]

I thought you were the only girl that worked there...
*stops and thinks*
are you pregnant???
*starts sweating*
ITS NOT MINE RIGHT???


And what other kind of pie is there?

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

LOL

IT'S A BUTT BABY.

No, there are women at the Research building up the street, just none in the building where I work.

[hilldo.livejournal.com]

That's a delightful tenacious D skit as well, if you have never seen it.

And a girl here is pregnant, I wonder if we will also have a baby shower and have cake and wings and beer...or just cake.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

ours was a women-only thing, a little sammich tray and some cake. I dunno. Babies are creepy.

[hilldo.livejournal.com]

Sadly I would have to say as long as babies are family i do like them. You can take away my license to be a man now if you'd like.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

I like children. And babies that aren't, like, floppy. It's when they're so small you have to, like, support their necks so they don't hurt themselves, and stuff - eeee.

[hilldo.livejournal.com]

Well I don't touch them then. I am clumsy and probably would hurt them.
Me = little baby killer. :(

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

Yeah. If I could get my kids produced at, like, 6months, where they can do all that cute baby shit? I'd be all over that.

[hilldo.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I think someone in my family needs to pop out some more cause my nephews are getting too old.
Here's a shocker, that someone won't be me. :)

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

You don't have the necessary equipment, or else you could've just taken one for the team.

[hilldo.livejournal.com]

Yeah ok so that was a poorly worded statement. I blame it on the fact that i've been ready to leave for the last 2 hours!

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

Then go home? and have babies

[hilldo.livejournal.com]

I'll go home! but no babies

[clarify.livejournal.com]

...who said that?

Ouch. Really. Ouch.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

That article blows my mind, really.

[clarify.livejournal.com]

Oh my god. I didn't notice the article this morning, but that's horrible. Hasn't Bush heard of the separation between church and state?

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

Seriously?!! Also, common sense?!

[katmillia.livejournal.com]

Let's start a new group "People who are falling off the left end of the spectrum now because of George W. Bush's crappy politics".

I can't wait until election time. >.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

UM, YES. And our subtitle is: "And Also People Who Are For The Inclusion Of Common Sense In, Say, Science".

You don't look a day over 10,000!

[heyheyrenay.livejournal.com]

I remember when I posted about this (http://www.peer.org/news/news_id.php?row_id=801) when it was still a baby problem: here (http://www.yubanet.com/cgi-bin/artman/exec/view.cgi/8/14313). It was concerning the sale of the book and how the Bush administration was supporting it. I was told I was overreacting, that it was "just a book" and that nothing bad was being predicted by these actions. Because I have denounced the current administration several times, automatically I have to be demanding that any book they support be removed from the shelves (which I wasn't). No one else saw were it was headed besides me? Right to this moment.

Christians are free to think whatever the want about how whatever part of our Earth was created, but I don't believe they should be allowed a monopoly over the Grand Canyon just to comfort themselves with the lie of the earth not being a day over 10,000 years old.

SORRY, GUYS. WE HAVE TO SHARE.

HA! FOOLED YOU! I AM 8 MILLION YEARS OLD.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

I did not see your post or I would have referenced it! *laughs* Great minds and all, also known as OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE.

It's ridiculous. Yes, we all have to share. Everybody has freedom to express their own opinions. This means everybody. It means that strict-creationists have to allow evolutionists to express themselves, as well as vice versa.

But despite that - as a scientist, I'm basically totally appalled.

HA! FOOLED YOU! I AM 8 MILLION YEARS OLD.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

Er, also as a human being I'm totally appalled.

what the crap!?

[eerian_sadow]

what the hell stupid drivil is that!? gods i hate people too.

[lassarina]

...What? What? WHAT?????

I hate BushCo.