How old's the Grand Canyon? Well, we can't tell you. Really.

[seventhe]

Um ... what?

No, really. Really. I mean ...WHAT?!

Did you say ... did you actually say ... you aren't allowed to publish or tell the public how old the rock in the Grand Canyon is?

And you have to sell a creationist book which states the Grand Canyon was created by Noah's Flood? Now, c'mon. That just reads like a bad fanfic.

I hate people.

Comments

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

True, plus Paul Bunyan has that ox. That's pretty cool.

[hilldo.livejournal.com]

Yeah the green giant just has stupid ass vegetables. Maybe if he had cake I'd like him more.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

Can't there be a Jolly Cake Giant?

[hilldo.livejournal.com]

Sure there can. If you eat a lot of cake you turn into a giant of sorts.
yes.

p.s. i had cake yesterday. :)

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

There was a baby shower today *shudder* and there was pie. However, I did not eat any, as I do not like fruit pie.

[hilldo.livejournal.com]

I thought you were the only girl that worked there...
*stops and thinks*
are you pregnant???
*starts sweating*
ITS NOT MINE RIGHT???


And what other kind of pie is there?

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

LOL

IT'S A BUTT BABY.

No, there are women at the Research building up the street, just none in the building where I work.

[hilldo.livejournal.com]

That's a delightful tenacious D skit as well, if you have never seen it.

And a girl here is pregnant, I wonder if we will also have a baby shower and have cake and wings and beer...or just cake.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

ours was a women-only thing, a little sammich tray and some cake. I dunno. Babies are creepy.

[hilldo.livejournal.com]

Sadly I would have to say as long as babies are family i do like them. You can take away my license to be a man now if you'd like.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

I like children. And babies that aren't, like, floppy. It's when they're so small you have to, like, support their necks so they don't hurt themselves, and stuff - eeee.

[hilldo.livejournal.com]

Well I don't touch them then. I am clumsy and probably would hurt them.
Me = little baby killer. :(

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

Yeah. If I could get my kids produced at, like, 6months, where they can do all that cute baby shit? I'd be all over that.

[hilldo.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I think someone in my family needs to pop out some more cause my nephews are getting too old.
Here's a shocker, that someone won't be me. :)

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

You don't have the necessary equipment, or else you could've just taken one for the team.

[hilldo.livejournal.com]

Yeah ok so that was a poorly worded statement. I blame it on the fact that i've been ready to leave for the last 2 hours!

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

Then go home? and have babies

[hilldo.livejournal.com]

I'll go home! but no babies